Potato Punishment
(Originally in English)

There was a man who went to a restaurant and ordered

some food. After receiving his order, he suddenly called

to his waitress and said, "Please, come here." When the

waitress came, he showed her a potato on his plate and

said, "This potato is very bad." So the waitress picked the

potato up, spanked it, put it back down again and told the

man, "Sir, if this potato makes any more trouble for you

again, just call me."

代罪的马铃薯

　　有一个人到一家餐厅用餐，他点了几道餐点。当他收到餐点后，

他突然呼叫服务生：「请过来一下。」当服务生过来时，他让她看

了盘里的马铃薯，说道：「这个马铃薯很糟糕！」只见那位服务生

拿起马铃薯，重重地打了它一下，然后再把它放回盘子上，说道：

「先生，如果这个马铃薯再找您麻烦，您尽管叫我。」