The Too Honest Speedster
(Originally in English)
Once a woman was stopped by the police, and the police
officer asked her, "You were driving 70 miles an hour in
a 50 mile-per-hour zone. Did you know that, ma'am?" So
the woman said, "Yes, sir, I know." Then the officer said,
"At least you're honest. So, why were you driving so fast?"
And the woman replied, "I'm sorry. It's because I didn't see you."
超速的原因
警察拦下一位女士,问她说:「小姐,这个路段限速五十公里,
你却开到七十公里,你知道吗?」那位女士回答:「警察先生,
我知道。」警察说:「好,你至少很诚实。那为什么你还开这么快?」
她说:「抱歉!因为刚才没有看到你。」