Such A Lawyer!
(Originally in English)
A lawyer was walking down the street when
he saw a car accident.
He immediately ran over to the accident scene
and handed out his business card, saying,
"I'll take either side. I saw everything.
Whichever side, or both sides I'll take it."
律师本色
有位律师走在路上时,刚好目击了一场车祸发生,
他就赶紧跑过去递上名片说:「无论哪一方,我都
可以帮忙打官司,整个过程我都看见了,知道得很
清楚,任何一方或双方我都可以为他辩护。」