Honey, We've Got a Little Car Trouble
(Originally in English)

A wife said to her husband, “We've got trouble
with the car; it has water in the carburetor.”
The husband exclaimed, “Water in the
carburetor? That's ridiculous!” The wife
repeated, “I tell you, the car has water in the
carburetor.” The husband said, “But you don't
even know what a carburetor is! Where's the
car?” And the wife replied, “In the
swimming pool!”

咱们的车出点「小问题」

有位太太对先生说：「我们的车子出问题了！

化油器进水了。」先生说：「化油器进水？真是荒谬！」

太太拉大嗓门说：「我告诉你，车子的化油器进水了！」

先生说：「可是你连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊！

车子在哪里？」太太回答：「在游泳池里！」