You Can't Fool Me!

(Originally in English)

There was a lady from the countryside who

came to the city and checked into a hotel.

Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to

take a tiny room like this, with no window

and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a

fool just because I don't travel much! I'm

going to complain to the manager!" So

the bellman said very politely, "Madam,
this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

休想骗我

有一位乡下妇人进城去。她到

一家旅馆登记住宿后，对提行李的服务生

抗议说：「你们怎么可以给我这么小的房间，

既没有窗户也没有床！你们别以为我不常

旅行就想骗我！我要找你们经理申诉！」

那个服务生很客气地回答：「夫人，这里

不是你的房间，这是电梯！」