Works Like a Charm
(Originally in English)
A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket
and asked her, “You know, I've lost my wife here in
the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few
minutes?” The woman asked him, “Why?” “Oh,
you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful
woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
巧施妙计
在超市里,有位男士走向一位美丽的女子,问她说:
「我在超市和我太太走散了,你能和我聊天几分钟吗?」
这位女子问道:「为什么呢?」「喔,因为每次我和
美女讲话时,我太太就会出其不意冒出来!」