A Lion And A Priest

A Christian priest went to Africa with the highest ideal to

convert the heathen Africans into Christians.

Halfway through, he met a lion, so he knew that his life

was going to be finished. The lion said to the priest,

"Now say your last prayer, alright?"

So of course the priest could do nothing else but kneel

down and pray to God that Hes would save him from

this terrible Christian lion. While he was saying and

praying very hard, the lion also knelt down.

The priest was very surprised and said, "I am praying

to God because I want Hirm to save my life

and my soul. What business have you to pray to God?"

So the lion said, "Well, we have to give thanks before a meal."

狮子与传教士

一个基督教传教士到非洲去，怀着崇高的理想，想把不信教

的非洲人变成基督徒。半路上遇到一只狮子，他心想完了。

狮子对传教士说：「做你的死前祷告吧！」传教士只好跪下，

祈祷上帝能将他从这只可怕的基督徒狮子嘴里救出来。

当传教士努力在祷告时，狮子也跪下来。传教士很惊讶说：

「我祷告是因为祈求上帝拯救我的生命和灵魂，你祷告做什么？」

狮子便说：「我们得做饭前谢恩啊！」