Useless card

One day an agricultural representative went outside,

when he saw a farmer who was working in the fields.

The man said to the farmer, “I’d like to inspect your fields.”
The farmer answered, “Ok. But don’t go into that field.”
The man was angry and put a card out of his pocket,

“you know, I am authorized to inspect by government.

Do you see this card? I have the right to see any fields of yours.”
Hearing this, the farmer didn’t say anything and

continued to do his work. For a while the man run

madly towards the farmer, and a bull with horn was

chasing after him. The farmer then yelled to him,

“Show it your card to see!”

没用的名片

一天一个农业代表外出的时候，看到农田里有一个农夫。

这人对农夫说：“我想视察你的农田。”
农夫回答：“可以。可是你不要到那块田里去。”
这人很生气，从衣服口袋里拿出一张名片说：“你要知道，

我可是被政府授权的。看到这张名片了吗？

我有权利看你任何一块土地！”
听到这话，农夫什么都没说，继续干自己的活儿。

过了一会儿，那人向他跑过来，一个长着犄角的公牛正在追他。

农夫于是喊道：“给它看你的名片！”