[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.04]Everybody hates the Upper East Side. They wanna live on the West Side. 
大家都说自己不爱住上东区，他们想住西区。
[00:05.16]But when it's resale time the East Side moves all the time. 
不过相信我当卖房子的时候，东区的房子最好卖。
[00:09.40]I mean what have you got on the West Side? Sean and Madonna? 
你想想看西区是谁在住？谁想跟西恩潘和麦当娜做邻居。
[00:15.35]Trust me. Massage, sauna, Jacuzzi...tanning salon. Best schools in the city. 
这里有按摩、蒸汽浴、按摩浴缸、日晒沙龙、全市最好的学校。
[00:22.55]You know a cute young boy like you gotta think of a future lady friend in your life...when you've finished wolfing around. 
像你这种可爱的年青人当然会为未来做打算。等你鬼混够了之后，也会想找个女主人定下来。
[00:30.21]'Course, I'm taken. Oak..strip floors. 
当然，我已经结婚了。橡木地板……
[00:34.39]My husband can get you a 10% mortgage. 
我老公可以替你争取到利率10%的贷款，
[00:36.58]I would do it myself, except I'm into four other deals right now. 
我本来可以自己帮你的，但我还有四件别的生意，
[00:40.38]So, I got a four o'clock and a five. 
我四点和五点约了客户看房，
[00:43.08]One's an all-cash type. Monique something or other. 
其中有一个很阔气，只花现金，叫什么莫妮卡的，
[00:47.37]Look, maybe you'd like to see something cheaper that I got on First Avenue? 
还是你想看便宜一点的？我在第一大道还有房子。
[00:51.35]Honey, the meter's running. Anybody home?
甜心，我的时间是很宝贵的，你说话啊？
[00:57.33]All right. Offer 950. 
好，我出价950。