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[00:06.77]Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me.
Chandler! Patrick刚跟我分手了。
[00:10.11]Did you or did you not，tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
你后来有没有跟他说我想要的是一段正式的交往？
[00:15.75]I did! I absolutely did!
我说了!当然说了!
[00:18.29]You idiot!!
你这个白痴!!
[00:19.90]I’m sure you’re right, but why?
我知道你说得对，但是，为什么?
[00:22.90]You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship!
你不该告诉他我想要正式的交往的!
[00:26.20]You don’t tell the guy that!
你不该告诉他的!
[00:27.36]Now you scared him away!
你看，把他给吓跑了!
[00:29.70]Oh, man. I’m sorry, I’m so-so sorry.
噢，伙计，我非常遗憾，我非常非常遗憾。
[00:32.95]You know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!
你应该为你的失言被下禁言令！
[00:37.04]I know! I know!
是的，没错!
[00:38.99]Oh! See just I’m right back where I started!
噢! 我又回到了起点!啊。
[00:41.60]Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks!
真难过! 孤独一个人，真难过!
[00:46.40]Well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody!
呃，你知道，你总会遇上其他人的!
[00:48.56]You’re a great catch! 
你是个好对象!
[00:50.58]You know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once. 
你知道么，我跟那些男的谈起你的时候，我根本无需美化你。
[00:56.10]Really?
是么?
[00:57.45]Yeah! You graduated Magna Cum Laude, right?
是呀! 你是以优等成绩毕业的，是吧?
[01:03.19]No.
不是。
[01:04.19]Oh, it doesn’t matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.)
噢，别管这个了。
[01:08.53]Hey, you know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?
嘿，你看，我有两张今晚Rangers队比赛的球票，你想跟我一起去么?
[01:13.73]Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
穿短裤的小伙子? 好啊。
[01:18.67]Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth.
这是曲棍球比赛，所以只有“愤怒无齿的加拿大人”。
[01:23.67]Well that sounds fun too.Thank you. (They hug.)
哦，听起来也很有趣。谢谢。
[01:26.23]Ok!
好的。
[01:31.19]Have you ever been with a woman?
你以前有没有跟女人交往过?
[01:35.19]What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
什么?! Chandler，你到底怎么了?!
[01:38.90]So there is no good time to ask that question.
我就知道问这个问题的时机不对。