[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.23]What the... What is that supposed to mean?
真他...  到底什么意思?
[00:02.04]Wait, settle down.  What is it supposed to mean?
等下 冷静点儿 到底什么意思?
[00:03.56]Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now
Erica 我们现在坐在这儿喝东西
[00:05.22]is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
不就是因为你跟看门的睡过觉么
[00:06.51]"The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy.
"看门的"叫Bobby 我没跟"看门的"睡过觉
[00:11.74]The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people.
"看门的"是我的朋友 他是非常非常好的那一类人
[00:15.31]And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
你觉着你是从长岛哪个地头来的? 温布尔登?
[00:18.89]Wait. Wait, wait.  I'm going back to my dorm.
等下  我要回宿舍了
[00:20.79]Is this real?  Yes.
等下 等下 你来真的?  是的
[00:22.23]Then wait, I apologize, okay?  I have to go study.
OK 那等一下 我道歉好了...  我得去看书了
[00:24.79]Erika... Erica? Yes?
艾瑞卡，嗯? 
[00:25.72]I'm sorry, I mean it.  I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
对不起 真的 多谢了 不过我要去看书了
[00:28.71]Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk.
得了 你用不着看书 你用不着去看书 我们聊聊
[00:30.58]I can't.  Why?
不行  为什么?
[00:32.00]Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.
因为太累人了 跟你约会就像跟跑步机约会似的
[00:34.87]All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...
我的意思是你不像是...
[00:37.23]I wasn't making a comment on your parents.
目前我并没有对你的父母 进行任何评论
[00:38.79]I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,
我只是说你要去波士顿大学 我只是说事实而已
[00:40.74]and if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
如果表现得粗鲁了 我当然就应该道歉
[00:42.24]I have to go study.  You don't have to study.
我要去看书了 你用不着去看书
[00:43.70]Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
你干嘛一直说我用不着去看书
[00:45.09]'Cause you go to BU.
你去波士顿大学 还用看书吗
[00:46.28]Do you want to get some food?
要吃点儿什么吗?
[00:50.41]I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
真抱歉 令你对我的教育程度嗤之以鼻了
[00:54.27]And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.
真抱歉我没有赛艇  这样我们扯平了
[00:56.29]I think we should just be friends.  I don't want friends.
我想我们只做朋友就好了 我用不着朋友
[00:58.32]I was just being polite.
我只是客套一下
[01:00.18]I have no intention of being friends with you.
我根本不想跟你做朋友...
[01:01.71]I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class
我这阵子因为操作系统课 压力很大
[01:03.26]and if we could just order some food, I think we should...
如果点些东西吃的话 我想我们...
[01:04.93]Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person.
听着 你在电脑这一行或许会很成功
[01:09.76]But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you
但你这辈子都不会有姑娘喜欢
[01:13.49]because you're a nerd.
你要是觉得是因为你不善言辞...
[01:15.60]And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
那我真心地想让你知道 那不是真的
[01:19.26]It'll be because you're an asshole.
之所以没有姑娘喜欢你 因为你就是个混蛋