[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.00]I question your premise. How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out in front of a ballroom full of people?
我相当质疑你的说法 要防止我在满屋子人面前晕倒 买套新西装有个毛用了
[00:08.56]It'll give you confidence. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling all stressed out about something, I go out and buy a cute top or a fun skirt and I have a whole new outlook on life.
那会让你充满自信 只要我倍感压力时 我就会去买件可爱上衣 或漂漂裙裙  如此一来就会容光焕发
[00:17.45]Don't you eventually realize you're just the same stressed out person in a cute top or a fun skirt?
你傻的啊  难道你没意识到 你只是换了皮囊  内压犹在啊 穿可爱上装和漂漂裙裙有啥用
[00:23.15]Yeah, that's when I buy shoes. Now, let's see what we've got. This is nice.
是的  所以还要买鞋子 我们来选选 这件帅气
[00:31.77]It's only one color.
这件就一个颜色
[00:33.76]Yeah, so?
是啊  咋了
[00:36.41]That's a lot of money for only one color.
就一个颜色还这么贵  岂不是亏了
[00:39.11]Fine. Why don't you pick out what you like.
好吧 你自己选自己喜欢的
[00:42.16]This is pretty sharp.
这件很犀利
[00:48.06]No. You're wrong.
不 没门儿
[00:55.90]This is great. I had a suit like this when I was six.
这件够劲 我六岁时也有件差不多样式的
[01:02.22]Okay, I think we have a winner.
好吧  这件绝对无可挑剔
[01:08.78]Where the hell'd you find that?
靠  你哪儿弄来的这件
[01:13.56]In the prom department.
舞会礼服柜台
[01:14.88]It's ridiculous.
这也太可笑了
[01:17.64]Says the former member of the Corn Queen's Court.
玉米皇后团前团员没资格说这话吧
[01:21.36]Please just try this one on.
去试试这件再说
[01:26.05]Okay. But anything I put on now is only going to suffer in comparison. This is absurd. I look like a clown.
好吧 现在不管我穿啥 和之前的相比都只能相形见拙了 这太荒唐了 简直像个小丑。