[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.00]Okay, Sheldon. I'm going to be leading you through a series of meditation exercises. These methods come from the ancient gurus of India and have helped me overcome my own fears.
好了  谢尔顿 我将引导你进行一系列的冥想练习 这些方法是从古代印度大师那里 传承下来的  也帮我克服了自己的恐惧
[00:14.47]And yet, you can't speak to women. 
可你还是不敢和女人说话 
[00:18.97]True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.
确实  不过托冥想的福  我可以和女人 呆在同一房间  而且不会被吓到尿裤子
[00:25.42]Now... close your eyes.
现在  闭上双眼
[00:31.21]Okay, but don't punch me.
好的  不过不许打我
[00:33.10]What?
什么
[00:34.97]When I was little, my sister would say to me, "Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise," and then she'd punch me.
小时候  我姐姐会对我说 "闭上双眼  惊喜出现" 然后她就会给我一拳
[00:40.94]I'm not going to punch you.
我不会打你的
[00:43.54]That's what my sister used to say.
我姐姐以前也这么说的
[00:45.16]Do you want to do this or not?
你到底还练不练了
[00:48.11]I'm sorry. Proceed.
抱歉  请继续
[00:50.30]All right. Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home.
好的 想象你正身处一个 最有家的感觉的地方
[00:55.19]Where is that?
是哪里呢
[00:56.57]Sim City. More specifically, the Sim City I designed Sheldonopolis.
模拟城市[一款游戏] 更确切地说  是我设计的模拟城市 谢尔顿奥波利斯
[01:06.23]Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis.
好的  你身处谢尔顿奥波利斯
[01:09.03]Where exactly?
确切的地点是哪
[01:10.65]Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?
谢尔顿广场  谢尔顿之塔 还是人称谢尔顿勇士之家的谢尔顿运动场
[01:15.34]Whatever you like.
随你喜欢
[01:17.94]I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.
不是说你引导我冥想吗
[01:20.06]Fine. You're in Sheldon Square.
好吧  你在谢尔顿广场
[01:23.33]Really?  This time of year? It's a bit nippy.
是吗  这个季节吗 那可有点冷
[01:25.36]Then, put on a sweater.
那就穿件毛衣
[01:28.05]Suppose I could run downtown and pick up something at ShelMart.
那我可以去市中心的 谢尔玛买一件
[01:31.86]Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater. You know, the nice thing about ShelMart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.
随便啊  去买件毛衣就是了 好处就是谢尔玛是我开的所以我买东西85折
[01:39.54]You own the damn thing. Just take a freaking sweater! Look, I didn't turn a profit last quarter by taking product off the shelves willynilly.
还不都你说了算 痛快拿件毛衣就行了 上一季度我根本没有盈利 就是因为我肆无忌惮地拿东西不给钱
[01:48.38]All right.
好吧
[01:50.56]You've paid for a sweater, and you're in Sheldon Square. Hang on.
你买了件毛衣  现在你在谢尔顿广场 等等
[01:56.41]It's a cardigan. I have to button it.
是开衫的  我得扣上扣子
[02:01.75]Oh, no.
不会吧
[02:06.09]What now?
又怎么了
[02:10.30]A Godzillalike monster is approaching the city.
一个类似哥斯拉的怪物正在接近城市
[02:12.69]I have to get my people to safety.
我得把我的市民转移到安全区
[02:13.25]People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor.
谢尔顿奥波利斯的市民们  我是你们的市长
[02:16.32]Follow me.
跟着我
[02:17.44]If the children can't run, leave them behind.
小孩子要是跑不了  就别管他们了
[02:20.65]Oh, the simulated horror!
哎哟妈呀  模拟恐怖效果贼棒
[02:25.58]Raj? Just as I suspected. Meditation is nothing but hokum.
拉杰 我就知道 什么冥想不过是噱头