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[by:九九Lrc歌词网～www.99Lrc.net]
[00:00.81]The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
我今天碰上了最不可思议的事
[00:03.97]Hi! So I'm out having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's and there happens to be an opening in his department. 
我在摩妮卡的餐厅吃午饭，有个家伙跟我说话，他是布鲁明戴尔的采购助理…他们的部门要找人，
[00:13.37]So I gave him my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
我就把我的电话给了他，他这个周末要打电话给我帮我安排面试。
[00:19.73]What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
那家伙没有任何理由地帮你?
[00:24.87]And he's, he's a total stranger?
你根本不认识他?
[00:27.02]Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
对，他叫“马克”什么的
[00:30.43]Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
看来马克什么的不怀好意
[00:35.32]What!?
什么?
[00:36.52]Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
不然他干嘛莫名其妙地冒出来?
[00:42.16]To be nice.
日行一善啊
[00:43.64]Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
嘿，乔伊，男人会不会莫名其妙地对陌生女子好。
[00:47.68]No, only for sex.
不会，男人只想上床而已
[00:48.42]Thank you. So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
谢谢。你有没有跟马克什么的提起我?
[00:56.08]I didn't have to, because I was wearing my 'I heart Ross' sandwich board and ringing my bell.
我用不着提，我穿着…“我爱罗斯”的广告牌，而且一直摇着铃。