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[00:00.00]Here's Spock's head with no body.
这是Spock的头(星际迷航人物) 但没身子
[00:07.15]Here's Mr. T's body with no head.
这是T先生的身子(天龙特工队人物) 但没头
[00:11.79]Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr. T's head.
哦 这是T先生的头连着Spock的身子
[00:16.37]I pity the fool who's illogical.
<i> 我可怜这个没逻辑的傻瓜 <i>
[00:21.05]Okay, I'm just gonna go home
好啦 我要回家了
[00:26.91]and make a grilled cheese and windowshop on eHarmony.
做个烤芝士 然后在eHarmony网上交友
[00:29.55]Okay, bye.
好吧 再见
[00:33.52]Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connectthedots.
哦 快看 印第安纳·琼斯的儿童连点书
[00:37.49]And an Aquaman action figure.
还有超级英雄潜水侠的玩具
[00:40.14]Looks like someone drew a penis on him.
看起来像是有人在上面了一个小JJ
[00:43.71]Ooh, that'll come off.
哦 马上就没了
[00:45.34]You see what you're doing?
你知道你在干啥吗?
[00:56.62]Stop that.
快别做了
[00:57.79]Fascinating.
有意思
[01:00.28]What?
什么?
[01:01.10]It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
我这儿有"指环王"里的至尊戒
[01:04.30]Oh. It's even got the Elvish engraving on it.
哦 上面还刻着精灵语
[01:07.05]It's not Elvish.
这不是精灵语
[01:08.07]It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.
是用精灵语字母写的魔多语
[01:11.79]"One Ring to rule them all."
<i> 至尊戒 驭众戒 <i>
[01:15.90]"One Ring to find them."
<i> 至尊戒 寻众戒 <i>
[01:18.71]"One Ring to bring them all."
<i> 魔戒至尊引众戒 <i>
[01:20.95]"And in the darkness bind them."
<i> 禁锢众戒黑暗中 魔多妖境暗影伏 <i>
[01:23.39]Holy crap, are we nerdy.
额滴神呐 我们真白痴