[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.22]All right, one bacon cheese burger, breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously...  kudos. Beerbattered fish and chips. Now, here's your tartar sauce. I also brought you salsa. It's a little unconventional, but I think you'll like it. It's zingy.
好的，一个奶酪培根汉堡，同时违反了2条犹太饮食禁忌....真光荣。啤酒鱼和薯条。这是你要的海鲜酱。我还给你拿了辣酱汁。虽然和往常不太一样，但是我觉得你会喜欢的。非常好吃。
[00:18.21]And for you, Factory Burrito Grande... no cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.Bon appetit.
这是你的，巨型墨西哥煎饼...没有奶酪，没有酸奶油，不会有引起你乳糖过敏的不良反应。祝你胃口好。
[00:27.59]Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?  
等下。是黑豆，不是青刀豆吧?
[00:34.57]Yes.
对。
[00:35.21]Double guacamole?  
双份鳄梨酱?
[00:36.08]of course.
当然。
[00:36.38]No cilantro? 
没有香菜?
[00:37.23]Nope.
没有。
[00:37.52]Lettuce shredded, not chopped?
条状生菜，不是片状的?
[00:38.57]Yep.
没错。
[00:39.24]You understand why I'm doing this to you?
你明白我为什么要这样做吧?
[00:40.47]I do. 
明白。
[00:41.42]That'll be all. That was fun.
没事了。真有意思。
[00:46.51]How long can he keep this up?
他能干多久呀?
[00:51.06]I heard about this professor at MIT, who melted down, bought a van, and spent the rest of his life as a mobile dog groomer.
我听说在麻省理工有一位教授，辞职后买了个货车，后半辈子一直在做流浪狗美容师。
[00:57.02]He never went back to the university?
再也没回学校?
[00:58.37]Only to shampoo Professor Saltzberg's zoo.
只有给Saltzberg教授的动物们洗过澡。
[01:02.59]Sheesh. 
哇哦。
[01:03.47]I bet if we all chipped in, we could buy Sheldon a van.
我打赌如果我们出份子的话，可以给Sheldon买货车。
[01:09.31]But he's afraid of dogs. 
但是他害怕狗。
[01:11.52]Yeah, that's the only thing wrong with that plan.
对，那是这个计划里面唯一失败的部分。
[01:13.52]Hey, guys, sorry you had to wait, but we are swamped. What's this?
大家好呀，让你们久等了，我们真的很忙。这是什么?
[01:21.14]Sheldon took our order.
谢尔顿来点过餐了。
[01:22.57]Sheldon doesn't work here.
谢尔顿不在这儿工作呀。
[01:24.25]Well, honey, not to complain, but we were starting to think you didn't either.
哦，亲爱的，别抱怨了，但是我们觉得你似乎也不在这工作。
[01:33.29]Is that really necessary? Good Lord. The interference pattern in the fracture. The motion of the wave to the molecular structure. I've been looking at it all wrong.
有必要这样吗?天啊。断裂处的干扰结构。从波的运动再到分子结构。我一直都想错了。
[01:47.44]I can't consider the electrons as particles. They move through the graphene as a wave. It's a wave!The moment to applaud would be now. Troglodytes. 
不应该把电子想成粒子。他们是以波的形式在石墨薄膜中运动。是波!现在才是鼓掌的时候。真是原始人。
[01:59.47]Sheldon... Where are you going? Aren't you going to clean this up?  
谢尔顿... 你去哪呀? 难道你不准备把这里清扫干净?
[02:09.11]I'm sorry. I don't work here.
抱歉。我又不在这儿工作。