[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.01]Electrons move through graphene...Act as if they have no mass...
单层石墨上的电子...没有显示出质量反应...
[00:08.53]How long has he been stuck?
他有多久没开窍了?
[00:11.44]Intellectually about 30 hours. Emotionally about 29 years. 
智商上讲三十个小时了。就情商而言二十九年。
[00:15.23]Unit cell contains two carbon atoms... Interior angle of hexagon is 120 degrees.
单位晶格有两个碳原子...六边形内角为120度。
[00:22.22]Have you tried rebooting him? 
你有没想过重启他?
[00:32.02]No, I think it's a firmware problem.
没，我觉得是硬件出问题。
[00:33.35]Hey, it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink in Glendale tonight. Who's up for getting down?
嘿，今晚Glendale的月光旱冰场举行迪斯科之夜。谁要去啊?
[00:40.37]That's perfect.Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating. 
哇真好。Bernadette老缠着我去滑冰呢。
[00:46.02]I think Penny likes to skate.The four of us could double.
我觉得Penny也喜欢滑冰。我们四个凑足两双了。
[00:48.42]What could be better? We're in.
还能更好吗? 我们去定了。
[00:50.05]Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.
好啊。如果我不想去我会提出来吗。
[00:52.51]You can come with us.
你可以一起来的。
[00:57.47]No, it's okay. I don't have to go. I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies to suitable entertainment choices. I'm a walking brown yelp.com.
不了，没关系。没必要去。我很高兴给你们和你们的女士找了点好乐子。我就是个活生生的印度大众点评网。
[01:04.47]Structure, constant structure. One atom... 
结构，常态结构。一个原子...
[01:10.31]Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?
伙计，他着魔了，对吧?
[01:13.16]Yeah, this morning he used a stick of butter as the odorant.
是啊，早上他还拿黄油当香水来着。
[01:17.40]I thought I smelled popcorn. 
我就说怎么有股爆米花味儿。
[01:19.38]Pattern is the same as fermions... Travels on the pathways... Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal... 
费密子的轨迹...都是一样的...碳六边形... 一直是六边形...
[01:26.30]I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie. 
除了那次看黑客帝国三我从没见他这么出窍过。
[01:30.54]Hey, those are my lima beans! 
嘿，别动我豆子!
[01:36.20]Not lima beans, carbon atoms.
不是豆子，是碳原子。
[01:38.39]But if I don't eat my lima beans, I can't have my cookie.
但如果不吃豆子，我就吃不下曲奇。
[01:41.58]Here, you want my peas? 
这儿，你要豆子吗?
[01:44.32]The peas... perfect. They can be electrons. 
豆子... 好极了。它们可以作电子。
[01:46.45]My corn? 
我的玉米?
[01:48.54]Don't be ridiculous. What would I do with corn?
别闹了。我拿玉米做什么呢?
[01:55.05]So roller skating... should we all have a bite to eat first?
那么滑冰的事... 我们先在哪吃饭呢?
[01:58.10]Good. P.F. Chang's? My mom has coupons. 
好啊。那家华馆如何? 我妈有优惠券。
[02:00.10]Great. Your mom's not coming, right?
好。你妈不来吧?
[02:04.08]Not this time, I promise.
这次不会了，我保证。
[02:05.21]Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea, And I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date, And I hope you both fall on your asses, And break your coccyxes.
好吧，说明一下，是我说要去滑冰的，我很不爽你们把这搞成双双约会，我巴不得你们摔得四脚朝天，弄断尾椎。
[02:18.39]The plural of coccyx is coccyges. 
尾椎的复数不是这么拼的。
[02:20.41]Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.
去你的。还我的豆子来。