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[00:00.78]Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joe，Joe！去接电话。
[00:03.60]Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
我只有一只手，你应该帮我的。帮我拿件毛衣来。
[00:09.27]Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight.  Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
快点接啦！是Janice，如果我接了，我今晚就得跟她见面，那太好了，我今晚得跟她见面。
[00:18.50]What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
有什么大事？你为何不想见她？
[00:20.74]Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
昨晚我们在吃晚餐，当餐点送来时，她把一半烤鸡肉放到我盘里，拿走我所有的番茄。
[00:29.90]And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
这样很不好，是因为…你不喜欢烤鸡肉吗？
[00:35.56]Noo.
不是。
[00:36.78]You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.
你不想与人分享你的番茄，番茄对你很重要。
[00:40.82]No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'
突然间，我们就是"情侣"了，然后我脑袋里的警报开始大响，"为了你的人生，快跑快离开这栋大楼！"
[00:49.61]Men are unbelievable.
男人真是令人难以置信。
[00:51.54]What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
你们这些人是怎么回事？心中一旦产生感情就要马上逃开？
[00:56.99]I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
我知道，那就是，就是我今晚不想去的原因，我怕自己说出一些蠢话。
[01:05.23]Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
你是说男人那一套故意冷漠，保持距离…直到我们跟你们分手？
[01:10.16]Hey, you know about that?!
嘿，你知道这事？
[01:13.44]Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
我能怎么做？我想度过这个阶段，我不想再害怕承诺，就像跃过一个隧道到达另一端！
[01:22.02]Where there is no fear of commitment.
就是不再害怕承诺。
[01:26.07]Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?
我们有没有，有没有任何想法？
[01:33.73]Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it,
我没度过那种隧道啦因为…我懂得，
[01:36.62]you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right.
过隧道的规定是你车里不能多于一个女人，对吧。
[01:42.34]But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else,
但我想这和战胜其他恐惧是一个道理，
[01:45.10]you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building!
你怕高的话，就到大楼顶端，
[01:49.93]If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment,
如果你怕虫子，就买台金龟车吧，你的情况是，你害怕承诺，
[01:58.62]so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
那你就到那里去做一个，最勇于承诺的男人。
[02:03.07]Amazingly, that makes sense
令人讶异的是，很有道理呢。
[02:06.42]You think?
你这么觉得？
[02:07.43]Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
是啊，快去吧，老兄从高处跳下水！用目光击退枪枝！在风中撒尿！
[02:16.56]Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
若我得用目光击退枪枝，我大概已经尿得到处都是了。