[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.04]Oh, speaking of fathers, Leonard, that reminds me, I'm divorcing yours.
哦，说到爸爸，Leonard，我倒想起来了我要跟你爸离婚了
[00:05.39]What?!
什么?!
[00:07.15]Yes. He was cheating on me.
是的。他对我不忠。
[00:08.34]No!
不！
[00:09.25]Yes, with some waitress from the university cafeteria. Can you believe it? A waitress? Oh, no offense, dear.
是的。和一个大学自助餐厅的女服务生你能相信吗？一个女服务生？哦，无意冒犯，亲爱的。
[00:18.41]No, it sounded like a compliment.
不，这听起来像是赞美。
[00:20.17]When did this happen?
啥时候的事？
[00:23.54]Mmm, well, let's see. Sheldon, when did I leave Leonard's father?
嗯让我想想Sheldon 我什么时候离开Leonard他爸的？
[00:28.23]September 22.
九月二十二号。
[00:29.02]Oh, yes, that's right. The weekend after Leonard's dog died.
哦，对，是那时候。Leonard的狗死后的那个周末。
[00:34.39]Mitzy's dead?!
Mitzy死了？！
[00:35.09]She was old and blind, Leonard. What choice did we have?
她又老又瞎 Leonard我们还能怎么办？
[00:39.51]I don't believe this.Why am I the last to know?!
我不相信为什么我是最后一个知道的?!
[00:42.20]Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who's getting a divorce, Mitzy is the one who is dead. Why are you the one making a fuss?
为什么却是你在这里小题大做？不好意思 Leonard 我是要离婚的那个人Mitzy是死了的那条狗。
[00:47.52]You're right. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. I'm way out of line!
你是对的。我……很抱歉。是我太离谱了！