[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.01]All right, what is your deal?
好了，你打什么如意算盘？
[00:02.50]Excuse me?
你说什么？
[00:04.45]Inviting my girlfriend to come see your electron accelerator?
邀请我女朋友去看你的电子加速器？
[00:08.57]Yeah? So?
啊，怎么啦？
[00:10.50]You really are a piece of work. It's not enough you get the prom queen, you have to get the head of the decorating committee, too?
你可真有两下子。舞会皇后被你弄到手，还不满意，你还想抢我的装点头牌呢？
[00:19.42]What are you talking about?
你在说什么呢？
[00:21.52]Don't play innocent with me. I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.
别跟我装纯。这招是我发明的，用神奇实验设备勾引女人。
[00:28.15]Has it ever worked?
成功过吗？
[00:31.17]Not so far, but that's not the point!
目前还没有，但是那不是重点！
[00:34.06]Howard, relax. I'm not interested in your girlfriend.
Howard，放松。我对你女朋友没兴趣。
[00:37.35]I hope not. Because you don't want to mess with me. I'm crazy.
希望如此。因为，你不会想跟我一起瞎搞。我疯了吗？
[00:50.59]I believe you.
我相信是的。