[00:01.00]Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
来吧, 钱德, 我非常需要.只是一个吻, 我不会告诉别人.
[00:07.22]Joey, no means no!
乔伊, 不可能，不!
[00:09.67]Hey!
嗨!
[00:13.84]I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
对不起, 我们这没有你们的羊.
[00:18.15]Aww, Rach, I think you look cute. And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon .
啊, 瑞秋, 你太美了, 还有你, 嗯, 你, 我来尝一口
[00:30.87]Get away from me I said no!
离我远点，不行!
[00:35.91]Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
理查按门铃. 他在楼下正等着.
[00:38.14]Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him.
哦, 理查来了. 我下去和他打声招呼
[00:40.20]Bye.
再见
[00:44.66]Bye, good luck.
再见, 好运.
[00:46.33]So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that? 
你和你的电脑鸡约会得怎样？ Ooh, 嗨, 那是什么?
[00:52.03]Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.
Oh, 是个网站, 它是古根海姆博物馆.她喜欢艺术, 我喜欢幽默.
[00:59.89]What does she mean by HH?
HH是什么意思?
[01:04.33]It means we're holding hands.
意思是我们手牵手.
[01:06.78]Are you the cutest?
你是最可爱的?
[01:10.02]I'm afraid I might just be.
我觉得我是.
[01:11.66]You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, 
我觉得你对她这么投入真棒但有没有想过她也许已经90岁了, 
[01:23.76]or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
或者有两个脑袋,或者，是个男人.
[01:26.98]Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Okay, 不可能是男人, 好吗,我了解她.
[01:29.65]It could be like a big giant guy.
也许是个大棒男人.
[01:31.87]Man, I got this close to him and MONICA kneed me in the back. What's going on?
我刚靠近他，莫妮卡就把我踢跪下了.怎么啦?
[01:41.26]We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
我们正在推测钱德的女友是不是个女的.
[01:44.66]Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Oh, 那好. 只要问她准备活多久. 女人总比男人活得长.
[01:49.61]How do you not fall down more?
你为什么不跪久一点?
[01:55.65]Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'
好吧, 问她现在避孕的方法
[02:00.46]All right. "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." She's married! 
好.我丈夫去和秘书上床. 她结了婚!
[02:11.17]Well at least we know she's a woman.
至少我们知道她是个女的.
[02:14.64]I can't believe she's married.
我不相信她已婚了.
[02:19.11]Aw, man I'm sorry . This must be very tough for ya, huh .
对不起.你一定要坚强些