[00:00.75]We're baack!
我们回来了
[00:03.48]Hey!
嘿！
[00:04.37]What are you guys doing together?
你们俩在一起干嘛?
[00:07.57]Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! 
乔伊和珍妮丝的道遥一日游
[00:11.70]Really.
真的吗?
[00:14.04]Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
我们去看纽约大都会的比赛，还吃了中国菜，你知道的，我爱这个女人，你有竞争对手了，兄弟。
[00:24.28]I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. 
我只是上来亲你一下，我得去接孩子了待会儿见，甜心，你也是，钱德。
[00:38.29]You still can't stand her can you?
你还是受不了她，是吗?
[00:47.63]I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
抱歉，我已尽最大努力了
[00:51.42]Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
还是谢谢你的努力
[00:55.95]But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, 
但是有一点可喜的是…我们整天在一起而我还能存活，
[01:01.21]and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.
更了不起的是，她也做到了，今天是大都会主场的打击日
[01:06.62]Well, I guess that's something.
我想这还蛮了不起的
[01:10.16]No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.
天啊，这可是大事呢现在我知道我可以待在她旁边，表示…我可以和你一起出去…反正这就是我的重点
[01:20.20]Okay.
好吧。
[01:22.23]Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
我们在咖啡店停了一下，结果遇到罗斯。
[01:29.79]Oh God!
天啊
[01:35.77]Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
希望这会让你好过点，我也会有这种想法。
[01:39.46]Really?
真的？
[01:43.01]Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
当我在做爱时，我都会想像“你”妈的样子。