[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.04]Raj? Raj? Raj?
Raj？Raj？Raj？
[00:04.55]Stop knocking! It's open! Please tell my parents that our dark matter research is at a critical juncture, and I can't come home for my cousin Sanjay's wedding.
别敲了！门开着呢！拜托告诉我父母我们的暗物质研究正处在关键时刻，我不能参加我表哥Sanjay的婚礼。
[00:13.39]Sheldon, ask our son what we're supposed to say to Mr. and Mrs. Cheldry, whose daughter, Lakshmi is flying in from London, for the sole purpose of meeting him.
Sheldon，问问我儿子，我们该如何向Cheldry夫妇交代。他们女儿Lakshm特意从伦敦飞过来，就为了和他见一面。
[00:20.51]I didn't ask you to set me up with Lakshmi. 
我又没叫你们撮合我和Lakshmi。
[00:23.10]You should be thanking us!
你该谢谢我们！
[00:24.24]Yes, Lakshmi just got her stomach stapled. You have an opportunity to get in good with her before she loses weight, and her selfesteem goes up.
就是Lakshmi刚做了缩胃手术。你可以在她瘦下来，眼光变高前，和她处好关系的。
[00:33.17]I don't care! And why don't you think I can find a woman for myself?
我不在乎！你们凭什么觉得我自己找不到女人？
[00:37.15]Because you're 27,and the closest thing we have to a daughterinlaw is that Jewish boy Howard.
因为你27啦，最接近儿媳妇角色的，就是那个犹太男孩Howard。
[00:42.52]Oh... that is completely below the belt. Sheldon, tell my parents that Howard and I are just friends.
噢，这个太离谱了。Sheldon，告诉他们，我和Howard只是朋友。