[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00.02]Oh, my God. I got to go to the emergency room.
噢，上帝，我得去急症室。
[00:03.24]Well, assuming you're correct that your right humor is no longer seated in the glenoid socket, I would certainly think so.
嗯，姑且你是对的。你右臂脱离了臼窝，我同意你的观点。
[00:08.05]Okay, can you drive me?
好吧。你等开车送我去吗?
[00:10.20]I don't drive.
我不开车。
[00:11.05]Well, I can't drive!
哦，我开不了车!
[00:13.12]Well, it seems we reached an impasse.
哦，我们似乎陷入了窘境。
[00:14.48]Ow.
噢。
[00:17.21]I could call you a cab or an ambulance.
我给你叫辆计程车，或者救护车吧。 
[00:19.35]No, No, no. I can't wait that long. You got to help me, please.
不，不，不。我等不了那么久。你得帮我，拜托了。
[00:22.59]All right. Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper ignored the please of a damsel in distress.
好吧，别让别人笑话说Sheldon Lee Cooper一位女士处于困境时，拒绝了她的请求。
[00:28.22]No one's saying that. Let's go.
没人会笑话，我们走吧。
[00:30.30]Well, it does seem rather ironic that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks, we both might die in a fiery car crash.
嗯，如果只因为没贴99分钱的鸭子粘纸导致我们死于一场忽如起来的车祸那可就讽刺了。