[00:00:09]Anyway... my niece made it and I thought it might be nice to light alongside the tree.
总之  这是我侄子做的  我觉得挂在树上会增添些光彩
[00:05:47]Absolutely. That is exactly the spirit in which I whipped up these multicultural holiday cocktails.
绝对会的  与此同时  我调制了这些多元文化假日鸡尾酒
[00:13:25]I present to you mulled kosher wine. Salud.
我给你的是纯净的香料酒 祝你健康
[00:20:59]Oh. Ugh. This is terrible. Is it okay if we have beer?
太难喝了  我们可以喝啤酒了吗
[00:25:24]Yeah, that stuff is gross. Okay, I got it. Who wants a beer? Matt? Betty?
那东西太难喝了  好了 谁要喝酒 马特 贝蒂
[00:29:21]Sure. Oh, no, thank you.Oh, yeah, we got it. Come on.
好的  不了  谢谢  我们好了  过来
[00:31:58]How could you turn down a beer?I don't like beer.
你怎能拒绝喝酒  我不喜欢啤酒
[00:37:51]I don't care. Passing on a drink is a rookie mistake.
我不管  不喝酒就犯了低级错误
[00:40:43]It's the first thing that makes everyone think you're pregnant.
这会让每个人第一个想法就是你怀孕了
[00:43:37]Well, I'm sorry. I've--I've never hidden a pregnancy before.
抱歉  我从来没来没隐藏过怀孕
[00:46:56]Well, you need to get good at it, and fast.
那你应该尽快上手
[00:48:45]If somebody offers you a drink, you take it,
要是有人给你酒  你就拿来
[00:50:54]You put your tongue in the top and then you don't drink. Duh!
你用舌头触触  然后不喝
[00:53:49]Oh, right. Duh. I don't know why I didn't know that.
对啊  我也不知道我为什么没想到
[00:56:06]Girls, where are you? Okay, here we are. Cerveza?
女孩们 你们在哪 我们来了  要啤酒吗
[01:02:11]Here you go. Yum, beer. But you don't like beer. Sure, I do.
这给你  啤酒 你不是不喜欢啤酒吗
[01:10:55]Oh, god. Here. Let me help you with that.
不  我喜欢 天哪  我来帮你吧
[01:15:32]I told you to act like you wanted a drink, not like you were drunk.
我叫你要装的像想要啤酒  而不是喝醉了的样子
[01:19:22]Hilda, I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
希尔达  对不起  我太紧张了
[01:22:06]Papi's date is the woman I bought my pregnancy test from.
爸爸约会的对象是我买验孕棒的那个人
[01:24:27]Wait. She's who I bought my pregnancy test from today.
等等  我今天也从她那买验孕棒了
[01:27:00]I could barely get home fast enough. What?
我恨不得马上回到家 什么
[01:28:40]You took your test today, upstairs?
你在楼上验孕了
[01:30:02]Yeah, I tried, but papi knocked. I had to stop halfway through.
是的  可爸爸敲了门  我中途停了
[01:32:23]Well, when you knocked, I had to stop.
你敲门时  我只得停下了
[01:33:53]I freaked out. I dropped my test. I dropped my test.
我吓坏了 我放弃了检测 我也放弃了
[01:36:02]I had to sneak back in, pick it up off the floor.
我鬼鬼祟祟的  从地板上捡了起来
[01:37:50]I picked mine up off the floor.
我也是的
[01:39:12]Wait. Did we check the same test?
等等  我们用的是同一个吗
[01:40:34]I don't know. I threw mine in the garbage.
我不知道  我扔在垃圾里
[01:43:29]I threw mine in the garbage!Here they come.
我也扔在垃圾里  她们来了
[01:46:54]Where you going? Um, I'm cold.Oh, yeah, grabbing a sweater.
你们去哪  我冷了  穿件毛衣