Baby! Coming. Alexa, turn down the thermostat.
宝贝儿!来了。Alexa,把恒温器调低吧。
Okay, turning down thermostat.
好的,把恒温器调低。
Ready. Ah, there we go. What do you think people did before Alexa?
好了。啊,那我们出发吧。你说,在有Alexa之前,人类都做什么?
Alessa, turn the temperature down, two degrees.
阿莱莎,温度降低两度吧。
Thank you, dear.
谢啦,亲爱的。
Alexine... tell me a joke.
阿莱克辛,给我讲个笑话吧。
Jokes? Erm.
笑话?额。
Gawd, you'd think I'd know loads. Look at me. Next.
天啊,你以为我是万事通。看看我。下一个。
News, get your news here.
新闻,来这里看新闻。
Alex, what's today's news?
阿莱克斯,今天有哪些新闻?
It doesn't matter. It's all fake.
没什么重要的。都是假消息。
Al, play that song I like.
阿尔,演奏一首我喜欢的歌曲吧。
Al, next song.
阿尔,下一首。
Alexi, tell us something interesting.
阿莱克西,给我们讲一些有趣的事情吧。
Okay, the Earth is flat, and a witch stole his pants. Yeah.
好吧,地球是平的,一个女巫偷了他的裤子。是啊。
Alexamis, send this message to Prince Constantine.
阿莱克米斯,把这个消息寄给君士坦丁王子。
Alicia, remind me to delete those tapes.
艾丽西娅,提醒我把那些磁带删掉。
Yes, Mr. President. I ain't deletin'...
好的,总统先生。可我不想删...
Yeah, I don't know what people did before Alexa.
我不知道在有Alexa之前,人类都做什么。
Alexa, play my favorite song.
Alexa,放一首我最喜欢的歌吧。