The Academy Awards were handed out just across the street from us at the Dolby Theater last night.
昨晚奥斯卡金像奖在我们对面的杜比剧院进行了颁发
Janelle Monae opened the show with a version of the Mr.Rogers song.
加奈尔·莫奈唱了《罗杰斯先生》这首歌的一个翻版来开场
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood which was a nice idea, clever idea, but as those of you who lined up on Hollywood Boulevard know, there has never been a beautiful anything in this neighborhood.
对我们这片街区来说真的是美好的一天 主意很棒 很聪明 但正如你们当中的某些在好莱坞大道排队的人所知 我们这片街区几乎没发生过什么好事
This neighborhood, this is where homeless Spidermen gather to steal wallets from Canadians.
这里一般只有无家可归的蜘蛛侠聚在一块儿抢意大利人的钱包
That's what we do here.
对我们来说是家常便饭
A lot of the focus going into the show last night was on the lack of diversity.
昨晚节目的很多焦点都聚在了“缺乏多样性”上
All the acting nominees but one were caucasian.
被提名的演员只有一名是黑人
And what do you do when you have a diversity problem?
当遇到“多样性”问题时我们该怎么办?
Well, you hit them with the world's most famous white rapper, Eminem. That's what you do.
嗯 你要用世界上最著名的“白人”说唱歌手埃米纳姆来打击它们 很明智
I actually learned a lot last night.
昨晚我受益颇多
For instance, that song from Frozen 2, equally annoying in every language.
比方说《冰雪奇缘2》里面的那首歌 不管什么语言的版本听起来都一样烦人
There were plenty of controversial moments.
有很多颇具争议的时刻
I think Trump gained another 15% of the vote after those acceptance speeches last night.
特朗普在发表昨晚的获奖感言后大概又增加了15%的选票。
Bottom line, don't expect to see the Joker doing a Got Milk Commercial anytime soon.
总之 近期不要指望“小丑”会拍“有牛奶吗”的商业广告
The big winner last night was Parasite.
昨晚的大赢家是《寄生虫》
The movie won four Oscars, including best picture.
这部电影获得了包括最佳影片奖在内的四项奥斯卡奖
Parasite, if you haven't seen it-you should. It's very good.
《寄生虫》 如果你还没看 推荐看一下 拍得很好
It is a South Korean film that tells the story of a family who cons their way into a house they have no business living in and things go very wrong from there.
这是一部韩国电影 讲述的是一家无业游民靠诡计寄生在另一个家庭里 之后事情变得很糟糕的故事
The American version of it is called the Trumps.
就是美版的《特朗普家族》
It's also known as Parasite.
又名《寄生虫》
It's now tanning with just a bucket.
现在是和木桶一样的古铜肤色
Bong Joon ho won best Screenplay and best Director.
奉俊昊获得了最佳编剧奖和最佳导演奖
It's the first time a non-english language film won best picture.
这是第一次非英语影片获得最佳影片奖
And the first time a guy named Bong won anything other than a hackie sack contest.
也是第一次一个叫邦的家伙满盘皆输只赢了一场沙包比赛
This guy, he was the highlight of the night.
这个家伙 他是当晚的亮点
He used a translator for most of his remarks, but he also made the most of the English he does know backstage.
他的大部分发言都有翻译人员 不过他也充分利用了自己仅会的那点儿英语
It was the same process making this film where we've had these amazing results.
我们因为付出了同样艰辛的努力才取得了如此惊人的成就
It still feels very surreal.
现在我还觉得不真实
I feel like something will hit me and I will wake up from this dream.
就像要有什么东西击中我我才能从这个美梦中醒来
It's really crazy.
真的很疯狂
To put it succinctly, yes.
简而言之 是的
Anyway, move over large glass contraption on Seth Rogen's nightstand. Hollywood has a new favorite bong.
总之 先把塞斯·罗根床头柜上的大玻璃装置挪开 好莱坞有新宠儿了
The show last night was the lowest-rated Oscars ever by a lot.
昨晚的颁奖典礼是奥斯卡历史上收视率最低的一次颁奖典礼
They had a parasite and no host, which makes no sense.
他们体内有寄生虫却没有寄主 这不科学
But while the ratings were down here in the United States, this is a show that's seen all over the globe.
这部剧虽然在美国的收视率不太乐观 但它是全球播出
And many of the 225 countries that air the Oscars sent correspondents.
在225个转播奥斯卡的国家里有许多国家派出了记者
This is red carpet coverage from Sweden.
这是一段来自瑞典的红地毯报道
And keep an eye on who shows up at the end of this clip.
来看看视频的结尾会出现谁
Hello, Salma. How are you doing?
你好 萨尔玛 还顺利吗
Look at that.
看那是谁
I don't know what's more embarrassing.
没有比这更尴尬的了
What was more embarrassing, the Swedish guy mistaking Penelope Cruz for Salma Hayek or Al Pacino mistaking Guillermo for a real reporter on the red carpet?
更尴尬的是 一个瑞典小伙把佩内洛普·克鲁兹当成了萨尔玛·海耶克 还有 阿尔·帕西诺在红地毯上把吉列尔莫当成了真正的记者
Did you have fun Guillermo?
你玩得开心吗 吉列尔莫?
A lot of fun.
非常开心
You got a lot of great stars.
你邂逅了这么多大明星
It was a good one.
很棒
We'll show you that in a moment.
待会儿给你们展示
All the big stars are part of this.
所有的大明星都在里面