Jacob Alvarez:
雅各布·阿尔瓦雷斯:
"How do I become a Jedi?"
“我怎么能成为绝地武士?”
Um... that's Star Wars, right?
嗯……那是《星球大战》中的人物,对吧?
What is a Jedi? Is that from Star Wars or something?
什么是绝地武士?是《星球大战》中的人物还是其他的?
I have no idea how you would become a Jedi. I'm not even sure what a Jedi is. I know it has something to do with one of these space movies.
我不知道你怎样才能成为绝地武士。我甚至不能确定什么是绝地武士。我知道那与其中一部太空电影有关。
I wish I could become a Jedi. Just watch a little Star Wars and hope the movies get better.
我希望我能成为绝地武士。只要看《星球大战》并希望电影越来越好就行了。
It depends on what your definition of a Jedi is. If it's moving spaceships out of swamps with your mind, I can't give you any advice there. I think you can become way more powerful if you'd just focus on the energy in the universe in a positive way.
这取决于你对于绝地武士的定义。如果是用意念将太空飞船移出沼泽,那我不能给你任何建议。我想如果你用积极的方法关注宇宙中的能量,那你能变得更加强大。
By being honest, brave, trustworthy. Most of us are Jedis if we treat our fellow man fairly.
诚实、勇敢、可信。如果我们公平地对待我们的同胞,那我们大多数人都是绝地武士。
You've gotta practice the Force. One does not just become a Jedi, okay? You gotta practice at it.
你要练习原力。一个人不会直接成为绝地武士,对吧?你必须要练习。
Get yourself a lightsaber.
给自己配把光剑。
Own a lightsaber and then maybe talk to Yoda about it?
获得一把光剑,或许之后再和尤达谈谈?
Disneyland! Jedi training academy. There you go! Even though they don't pick kids older than 12, you get up there anyway, buddy.
去迪士尼乐园!那里有绝地武士训练学校。你可以去参加!尽管他们不会接收12岁以上的孩子,不过伙计,你还是可以去看看。
Buy a lightsaber at the store and wear a Star Wars costume and then hit Darth Vader in the face.
在商店里买把光剑,穿上星球大战的服装,然后打达斯·维德的脸。
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