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I remember my, I'm trying to think of my worst costume. I always forget. They were always pretty bad,
我记得，我试图回忆最糟糕的服装，我总会忘，但那些确实很糟糕。
but I remember one time we bought, you know the costumes that come in the box with the cellophane, and it was Batman. I think it was Batman. Yeah.
但那件我们买的服装我记得，带着玻璃纸的盒子里面有件服装，是蝙蝠侠的，我认为是蝙蝠侠，好吧。
And my mom made me wear a sweatshirt over it. So basically I was a kid in a sweatshirt with a Batman mask.
我妈让我在上面穿件运动衫，所以我是一个穿着运动衫，带着蝙蝠侠面具的小孩。
And I had been wearing it all day. I was so excited to wear it, that I had chewed the plastic.
我一整天都穿着，我很兴奋能够穿着，我还把塑料咀嚼了。
Mouth...I was, like, chewing on the mouth thing, and it cut my lip open.
嘴巴，我好像咬着嘴了，我的嘴唇被咬开了。
So, I had, like, a bloody mouth and...kid in a sweatshirt, Batman, and I jumped off a stoop after I got candy.
所以我的嘴流血了，穿着运动衫的蝙蝠侠男孩，我跳下了门廊。
And I go, I'm Batman or whatever, and I jumped off, and it was so cheap that the costume just ripped.
我说了我是蝙蝠侠什么的话，我跳了下来，服装很廉价，不小心被撕毁了。
I had, like, jeans on underneath, but I ended up just being a kid in jeans and a t-shirt.
我下面穿的是牛仔裤，最后我就剩下牛仔裤和T恤了。
With a mouth, With a bloody lip. Sweatshirt, jeans... Yeah, and a bloody lip. Yeah.
嘴唇上都是血，运动衫，牛仔裤，没错，流血的嘴唇，好吧。
That was probably the worst one. But I don't know, I've had bad ones.
这或许是最糟糕的了，但我不知道，我还有糟糕的。
This first one here is from @JodieColombo. Ooh! She says,
第一个来自@JodieColombo，哦，她说...
My grandmother wrapped my cousin up in tinfoil for Halloween and said he was a Hershey's Kiss, everyone thought he was leftovers.
我奶奶用锡箔纸将我的堂兄弟包裹了起来，这是为万圣节准备的，称他是好时巧克力，所有人都知道他是吃剩下的。
Come on! Leftovers are good costumes. I'm going as old lasagna.
好吧，剩下的才是好服装，我要穿剩下的意大利面。
This one is from @MemeFinder69. Wow. What? I hope that was for MemeFinder.
这个来自@MemeFinder69，哦，啥？我希望这是寻找表情包的。
Yeah, he was probably born in 1969. Yeah, sure. He says, I went as a hand last Halloween.
没错，他或许是1969年出生的，没错，他说去年万圣节我成为了一只手。
I spent the whole night getting hit in the face. Like... High five, high five. Ow.
我整个晚上都被打脸，比如击掌，击掌，哦。
High five. Ow. High five. Ow. High five, nerd. Ow. MemeFinder.
击掌，哦，击掌，哦，击掌，傻子，哦，寻找表情包。
This one's from @RachelLees. She says, In 2017 we all went out as a family group of superheroes, Superman, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman.
这个来自@RachelLees，她说2017年，我们一家人在扮演超级英雄，超人，女超人以及神力女超人。
At the last second, my youngest demanded she dress as poop. Come on, Superpoop.
最后一课，我最小的孩子被要求穿着狗屎，来吧，超级狗屎。
This one's from @KellytheWalsh. She said, I got 50 people at my high school to wear all gray
这个来自@KellytheWalsh，她说高中班里有50人都穿着灰色服装，
and sunglasses so we could be 50 Shades of Grey. I was told it wasn't school appropriate, and we had to enter the costume contest as "pavement".
和太阳镜，所以我们被叫做《五十度灰》，我被告知这在学校不合适，我们将以“人行道”的方式参加服装比赛。
No...that's pretty good. Yeah. I like that one. You're not gonna win, kid. Sexy pavement.
不，这个很棒，没错，我喜欢这个，你不会赢的孩子，性感的“人行道”。
This one's from @ms-emily-allen. She says, I dressed as Ariana Grande for a Halloween party.
这个来自@ms-emily-allen，她说我在万圣节派对上打扮成了爱莉安娜·格兰德。
On the street, a kid yelled, Look, Mom, it's old Ariana. There's no need for that. Thank you, next.
在大街上，有一个小孩叫嚷到，看妈妈，这是老版爱莉安娜，无需多言，谢谢，下一个。
This one's from @JoAnnNJ1. Says, I'm a teacher, and our school Halloween parade was that day.
这个来自@JoAnnNJ1，她说我是个教师，我的学校的万圣节游行那天举行。
I grabbed a cat costume from the first store I passed. Halfway through the parade another teacher told me it said naughty little kitty on the back. Oh.
我在第一个路过的商店买了一个猫服装，在游行一半时，另一个老师和我说，后面有一只淘气的小猫，哦哦。
Uh, Miss Palmer. Excuse me. This last one here is from @RickEGreen.
小猫小姐，过一下，最后一个来自@RickEGreen。
He says, last year I strapped a bicycle tire to my neck and just sit next to the couples all night,
他说去年我将一个自行车轮胎系在脖子上，一整晚都和一对夫妻坐在一起，
I was the third wheel. Oh. There you go. There you have it, those are our Tonight Show Hashtags.
我是第三个轮胎，就是这些，这就是今夜秀标签节目。
To check our more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
了解更多精彩内容，请登录tonightshow.com/hashtags。
