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You guys, it's officially the last weekend of summer.
朋友们，夏天进入到了最后一个周末。
So if you never got that beach bod, good news, you have another nine months. Oh.
如果你还没有锻炼成沙滩身材，告诉你好消息，你还有9个月的时间，哦。
That's right, summer's just about over. And you can tell fall is here, cause White Claw just started selling pumpkin spice seltzer.
没错，夏天要结束了，秋天即将到来，因为“白爪”饮料已开始销售南瓜香料含碱水了。
The weekend is finally here. A ton of big movies are out today Like Rambo: Last Blood.
本周末要来了，一大堆好电影来袭，比如《第一滴血5：最后的血》
Rambo's been around for 40 years. I'm not saying Rambo's getting old,
这位猛男已经存在了40年，我不是说猛男老了，
but when first blood is drawn, it's the nurse checking his diabetes.
当我们抽取第一滴血时，是护士检查了他的血糖。
You may be wondering why I didn't tell that joke last night when Sylvester Stallone was here. and the answer is simple... I was scared.
你或许会想我为什么昨晚不讲这个笑话，当时史泰龙在这里，答案很简单，我有点怕。
Also, the new Brad Pitt movie Ad Astra is also out today.
还有皮特的新电影《星际探索》也是今天上映。
There's a really crazy scene where Brad looks out of his spaceship and sees George Clooney still floating around.
有疯狂的场面，布拉德从太空船向外看，看到乔治·克鲁尼依然在漂浮着。
Let's get to some news tonight. President Trump held a formal state dinner at the White House for the prime minister of Australia.
来看看今晚的新闻，小特在白宫和澳大利亚总理举行了国宴。
But I think Trump was confused. I think Trump was confused because he kept asking the prime minister,
但我想小特很困惑，我认为小特困惑，因为他一直在询问首相。
So which Hemsworth brother are you? I'm a Liam guy myself.
那么你是海姆斯沃斯哥哥还是弟弟？我反正是利亚姆。
I saw that one of the guests at dinner was the CEO of the company that owns KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut.
我听说晚宴上的其中一位嘉宾是拥有肯德基、必胜客和塔可钟的CEO。
It was awkward when Trump saluted him and not the prime minister.
很尴尬，因为小特向他敬礼，而不是向首相。
This man is a colonel. Show some respect. Some business news. I saw that Amazon is buying 100,000 electric delivery trucks.
这个男子是上校，展示你的尊敬，商业新闻，听说亚马逊购买了10万量电子快递车。
Amazon said, yeah, it's really gonna help the environment while they deliver 100 million boxes made from trees.
亚马逊说没错，这将帮助环境，但却快递了一亿个材料从树中提取的纸盒子。
I saw that Lay's potato chips are redesigning their bags for the first time in 12 years.
听说乐事薯片12年来第一次重新设计包装。
Yep, now they'll be able to hold fewer chips and even more air than ever before.
没错，如今他们可以装更少的薯片，比之前更多的空气。
That must, that must chip. This isn't good. Everyone's fine, but a woman in Nebraska caused an apartment fire
这一定是薯片，这不太好，每个人都很好，除了内布拉斯加州一女性引发公寓大火，
after she tried to burn love letters from her ex-boyfriend.
之前她试图烧掉前男友写的情书。
Thankfully it all worked out, cause now she's dating a fireman. Jealous, Todd?
幸运的是事情进展顺利，因为她在和一名消防员谈恋爱，嫉妒吗？托德？
And finally this is crazy... I saw that a man in Spain caught a 230-pound catfish. Check this out.
最后这个疯狂，听说西班牙一男子抓获了230磅的鲇鱼，来看看。
Although the man was disappointed 'cause the catfish looked nothing like its profile picture.
尽管他很失望，因为鲇鱼很像他的大头照片。
