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Running a bit behind, so, I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now.
有点晚了，我想如果大家不介意，我将开始本周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? James Poyser, could I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
大家觉得呢？詹姆斯，能来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
That's, like, colorful. Such a good mood tonight. Wow. He's in such a good mood.
很有色彩的感觉，他的心情不错，哦哦，心情好好哦。
Thank you, bobbing for apples, for being the most seasonal and festive way to get mono.
谢谢咬苹果游戏，在这个时候得腺热最具季节性，最具节日色彩。
Never a good idea. Thank you, branzino, for being a tasty fish, and not the name of a castmate on 'Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.'
永远不是好主意，谢谢柠檬鲈鱼，你是一条美味的鱼，不是“泽西海岸:家庭度假”连续剧里的演员的名字。
Ay! Ay-o! Hey, Branzino! Branzino's here! Branzino! They should have a character name Branzino.
哦哦，嘿嘿，柠檬鲈鱼，柠檬鲈鱼来咯，他们应该有一个叫“柠檬鲈鱼”的人物。
Why don't.. I don't understand why they.. Oh, you know what I thought about? I had an idea. I should just say it now,
为什么不...我不明白他们为什么....你知道我怎么想的？我不知道，我现在就应该说，
just to get it out of my head. Sometimes, you have ideas, and you just.. you keep it in there, and, just, no one ever sees it.
出现在了我的脑子里，有时你有想法，但只是停留在这里，没人能够看到。
Here's what it is. Ready? It's for The Voice. You guys like The Voice, that show?
那么接下来，准备好了吗？美国之声，你们知道美国之声，这个节目吗？
You should have the option.. ready? It's the 360 option, alright?
你应该有个选择，准备好了吗？360度选择，好了吗？
So, start..start singing a song. Oh, here I am.. The 360 option. But it pauses for one second.. For one second.
开始，唱一首歌，哦，我来了，360度的选择，那一秒钟停住了，那一秒钟。
I saw a look at what you had to offer, and then, I did the full flip. I'm shaming you out. It never happened.
我看到了你的长相，然后我快速翻转，我让你丢脸了，永远不会发生。
Thank you, putting plastic containers in the dishwasher.
谢谢往洗碗机放塑料容器。
I don't know if you're dishwasher safe, but I'd rather you melt inside than spend 10 seconds cleaning you.
我不知道这种东西能够放洗碗机中，但我宁愿在里面融化，而不是花10秒钟清洗你。
Thank you, medicine commercials, for making me think everyone who plays recreational tennis either has depression or erectile dysfunction.
谢谢药广告，你让我觉得所有玩娱乐网球的人不是有抑郁症就是有勃起障碍。
What's the problem? Common denominator. Yeah. Everyone plays tennis. If they get in the tub, we know they don't have...
啥问题？共同点，没错，所有人打网球，如果他们进入那个盆里，那么他们就是没有...
Yeah, exactly. Thank you, staycations, for being the perfect time to have a foodgasm,
没错，谢谢居家度假，现在是拥有美食愉悦感的最佳时间，
while catching up with my frenemy, who I'm in a bromance with. Come on. That's a good one.
同时联系一下我的友敌，我和他有兄弟情，好吧，这个不错。
There's a lot.. a lot of layers. A lot of portmanteau words in there Yeah. Thank you. Foodgasm. God.
有很多，很多层，很多综合的单词，谢谢食性大发，老天。
Oh, my gosh. Thank you, gourds, for being pumpkins with STDs. Seek doctor's help immediately.
老天啊，谢谢葫芦，你是有性病的南瓜，马上寻求医生帮助。
Does this look funny to you? Something's wrong with me.
你觉得这个有趣吗？我好像有些问题了。
Thank you, Au Bon Pain, for being a Dunkin' Donuts that studied abroad. There you guys have it. Those are my thank-you notes.
谢谢Au Bon Pain餐厅，你是在外国学习的唐恩都乐，就这么多，这就是感谢信的所有内容。
