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I was running a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys wouldn't mind, just want to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.
我今天有点晚了，如果大家不介意，我们开始本周的感谢信环节。
James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music, please?
詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
Looks like he just texted 3-0-3-0. Thank you Pete Buttigieg and Bernie Sanders for looking like the real-life version of Back to the Future.
他看上去刚刚发了一条3030的短信，谢谢布蒂吉格和桑德斯，他们看起来像真实版的《回到未来》。
Thank you, Jed, for saying you were on The Bachelorette just to help your music career.
谢谢杰德，你说去《钻石单身汉》节目只是为了自己的音乐生涯。
At least now you have plenty of material for a break up album. They're always the best. Always good.
至少你现在有很多材料来制作合作专辑，他们总是最棒的，总是好的。
Thank you, grill I rarely use. You give me a chance to play a fun game of how much rust can I feed my friends without them noticing.
谢谢我很少用的烤架，你让我有机会涮朋友一把，在他们没有注意的情况下让他们吃铁锈。
Full of iron. Had this bad boy for ten years. Thank you, Hobbs and Shaw, for sounding less like
都是铁锈，这个家伙已经有十年了，谢谢速度与激情:特别行动，听起来不像是
a Fast & Furious spin off and more like two injury attorneys you see on TV at 3:00 in the morning.
不像是《速度与激情》续集，很像凌晨三点在电视上看到的两名伤害性律师。
Have you been hit by a skate boarder? Thank you, home cooking, for being 2% cooking, 2% eating, and 96% doing dishes.
你是被滑板玩者撞到了吗？谢谢自己在家做饭，2%做饭，2%吃饭，96%洗碗。
Thank you, The Lion King for teaching us that if you don't want your kid to grow up to be a huge jerk, maybe don't name him Scar.
谢谢狮子王，电影教会了我们如果你不想让你的孩子长大后成为一个傻子，那就不要给他起名字叫斯卡尔。
Come on, Scar. Yeah. Come on. Just give me a second. You think about other names kids can be named right? what's that?
好吧斯卡尔，好吧，等一会，你是在想孩子的好名字吗？什么？
You think about other names they should've not name their kids? No I'm thinking about this next thank you note, I really like it.
你是在想其实一些名字不应该用在孩子身上？不是，我在想下一个标签，我真的很喜欢。
It's your favorite one? It is. But I have a feeling it is not going to work. Oh, really? But it's a good one anyway.
你真的喜欢吗？真的，但我认为作用不大，但我认为应该挺好的。
I think it's good. It's more of thinker. Does it come from the heart? I didn't write it but yeah. It comes from...
我认为这个好，更像是一个思考者，来自内心吗？我没有写下来，但是真的，来自...
Comes from someone's heart. Someone's heart. Well, then that's all that matters, man.
来自某人的内心，某人的内心，好吧，这个最重要朋友。
Thank you, beach balls for letting me throw my breath. That was a good one.
谢谢沙滩球，你让我扔掉自己的呼吸，这个很好。
You see people are still laughing about that now. I love that. I get it. Oh, yeah.
你看到人们还在乐呢，我喜欢这个，我了解了，真的哎。
Thank you, ice cream sandwiches for lasting three minutes before turning into just regular cookies and milk.
谢谢冰淇淋三明治，三分钟后它就变成了普通饼干和牛奶了。
There you guys have it. Those are my Thank You Notes.
谢谢朋友们，这就是今天的感谢信。
