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Piggy Predictors. Piggy Predictors! Oink!
小猪预测，小猪预测，哦哦。
Welcome to the Piggy Predictors, 2019 Kentucky Derby Edition. Now here's how it works.
欢迎来到小猪预测节目，2019年肯塔基赛马会版，我来讲一下规则。
We have 15 piglets, each representing one of the top 15 horses competing in Saturday's big race,
我们有15只小猪，每只都代表了15匹顶级赛马，它们将在周六的比赛中登场。
and one giant trough filled with delicious treats like marshmallows, cookies, and cereal.
前面是一个巨型饲料槽，里面有比如棉花糖、饼干以及谷物等饲料。
Whichever piglet crosses the finish line and reaches the trough first
哪只小猪率先越过了终点线，并第一个到达饲料槽，
will be crowned the Kentucky Derby winner. Now, let's meet the piglets.
哪一只将成为肯塔基赛马冠军，来让我们见见这些小猪。
Lined up at the starting gate, we have number 1, Game Winner. Number 2, Roadster.
小猪们在门前站成一排，第一是游戏赢家，第二是小跑车。
Number 3, Improbable. Number 4, Maximum Security. Number 5, Tacitus. Number 6, Code of Honor.
第三是不可能，第四是最安全，第五是塔西佗，第六是荣誉法则。
7, Win Win Win. 8, War of Will. 9, Tax. 10, By My Standards.
第七是赢赢赢，第八是战争意识，第九是塔克西，第十是我的规则。
11, Vekoma. 12, Plus Que Parfait. 13, Cutting Humor. 14, Long Range Toddy.
11是威克马，第12是芭菲，第13是刻薄的幽默，第14是远程拖迪酒。
And finally, we have the long shot, 15, Spinoff. There you go. All right, guys...
最后是没希望夺冠的第15匹马，衍生，好了就这么多朋友们。
Before we release, okay, I want it to be, I want you to be, no oinking, no mudslinging.
在我们开门之前，我希望你们不要发出呼噜声，不要相互讥讽。
I want this to be a clean race. You guys get it? All right, perfect.
我希望这是一场公平的比赛，你们明白了吗？好吧，好吧。
I like this guy. Come on, that's cute. Oh, my goodness. Okay, Roots, whenever you're ready.
我喜欢你们，来吧，它们太可爱了，老天啊，紫金乐队，准备就绪。
Okay. Release the piglets. And they're off! We have a winner! We have a winner!
好了，让小猪们出来，他们出来了，我们产生了冠军，我们产生了冠军。
Maximum Security, number 4, will be the winner of the Kentucky Derby!
第四只小猪最安全，成为了肯塔基德比的冠军！
Stick around, we'll be right back with Ryan Reynolds, everybody. Ham. Oh, ham. Ham.
不要走开，接下来会是瑞安·雷诺兹做客节目，好吧，哼，哼，哼。
