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I thought I'd share some of my favorite dad quotes from you guys. This one's from @mirandavillay.
和大家分享一些老爸的经典名言，这个来自@mirandavillay。
She's says, One time, my dad asked us how he can post something for sale on Doug's Corner. He meant Craigslist.
她说一次我的老爸问我们如何在“道格角”上发帖卖东西，他的意思是“Craigslist”分类网站。
Put the bike up on Doug's Corner. What's Doug's Corner? I can dig it.
把自行车放在“道格角”，啥是“道格角”？我要把它挖出来。
This one's from DoeDecathlon. He says, After a meal at a restaurant, if we had leftovers, when the waitress came over and said,
这个来自DoeDecathlon，他说餐馆吃完饭后，如果我们有剩菜，服务员就会上前说，
Do you want a box for that? My dad would be like, 'No, but I'll arm-wrestle you for it.
你想打包吗？我的老爸说不用，我要和你掰腕子来争夺它。
Come on！That's great. That's a good one, dad. That's great. That's a good one. I'm gonna use that. I know.
不错，太棒了，这个不错，我很喜欢，很棒啊，我也会这么用，我知道。
This one's from @Heatherrou. She says, When my dad got his first smartphone,
这个来自@Heatherrou，她说当老爸得到第一台智能手机时，
'Hey, Heather, when does the App Store open?' This one's from @sweatybetty. Oh, I love that.
他说嗨海瑟尔，应用商店什么时候开门？这个来自@sweatybetty，哦我喜欢这个。
She says, My dad once told me, 'Your mother is a nice lady, but every once in a while,
她说我爸爸之前对我说，你妈妈是个好人，但偶尔，
Satan takes a little vacation in her body.' Every once in a while.
撒旦会偶尔进入她的身体休假，偶尔。
Satan takes a little vacation in her body. Yeah. This one's from @Alexandra22.
撒旦会偶尔进入她的身体休假，没错，这个来自@Alexandra22。
She says, This morning, my dad forgot the name for everything bagels and asked me if I wanted an all-inclusive bagel.
她说这个早晨，我的老爸忘记了“全能贝果面包”的名字，他问我是不是想要一个“无所不包贝果”。
Yeah. Give me one of those all.. Yeah. I'll take two of those all-inclusive bagels. My money's on fire.
没错，给我这些所有的...没错，我将要两个“无所不包贝果”，钱在燃烧。
This one's from @tristansweat. She says, My dad once said, 'It's better to belch and bear the shame
这个来自@tristansweat，她说我把曾经说，你最好打嗝然后承受难堪，
than to squelch the belch and bear the pain. Nice. Fantastic. That sounds like a lower-back tattoo.
而不是忍住不打嗝承受痛苦，不错，很好，听起来很像腰部印的纹身文字。
This last one's from @suburgatorym. She says, When my now-husband asked my dad for permission to marry me, and my dad said,
最后一个来自@suburgatorym，她说当我现任丈夫向老爸要许可，让我嫁给他时，我爸说，
'Maybe give it a couple years and see if you still like her.' There you have it.
或许可以过几年，看看你还依然爱她吗，就这么多。
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