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Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think that the headline could be much better?
朋友们，当你看到新闻图片时，有没有想过标题可以更好些？
I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News and Improved. Here we go. News and Improved...
我来给大家演示以下，接下来是“新闻整改”时间，来吧，新闻整改。
For example, check out this first photo here. The original headline was Trump and Putin Discuss Foreign Policy.
比如说，看看第一张照片，原始标题是小特和普京讨论外交政策。
That headline could definitely be improved, 'cause if you only look at the photo,
标题可以改一下，因为如果你光看照片，
the headline could've been Local Man Just Keeps Yelling 'Representative' Into Phone.
标题可以改成，当地一男子一直在电话里面嚷嚷“代表”。
Representative! Agent. Check this out.
代表！代理人，来看看下一个。
This next photo, the original headline was Mueller Report Leaves Unanswered Questions.
来看看下一张照片，原始标题是米勒报告留下了悬而未决的问题。
If you only looked at the photo, the headline could've been Man Tries to Stay Strong After Hitting Big Toe on Coffee Table.
如果你光看照片，标题可以改成，一名男子试图在大脚趾撞到咖啡桌上后故作坚强。
This next headline says, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Welcome New Son.
下一个标题是，哈利王子和梅根欢迎新儿子。
Headline could've been Couple at Airport is Definitely About to get on the Same Flight as You.
标题可以是，机场一对夫妻即将和你搭乘一架航班。
Don't worry, he only cries when the plane is in the air. Next headline says, Beto O'Rourke Discusses Environmental Proposals.
别担心，只有当飞机在天上时他才会哭泣，下一个标题是贝托·奥鲁克谈论环境提议。
Headline could've been Man Going Through a Breakup Updates His Profile Picture.
标题可以改成，一名男子正在经历分手，更新了他的大头照。
Next headline was Russia Increases Pressure on Ukraine.
下一个标题是俄罗斯增加对乌克兰压力。
Headline could've been Husband Struggles to Convince Disappointed Wife that John Wick 3 Tickets were a Good Mother's Day Gift.
标题可以改成，丈夫努力劝说失望的妻子，《疾速追杀》第三部的电影票是不错的母亲节礼物。
Hear me out! Come on. You love Keanu! Up next, this headline says, House Challenges Trump's Emergency Declaration.
听我说完，来吧，你爱基努！下一个标题是众议院质疑小特的紧急状态令。
Headline could've been Mom Still Insists on Printing Out Every E-mail Before Reading it.
标题可以改成，妈妈依然坚持要在阅读电邮之前全部打印出来。
This next headline was Fewer States to have Caucuses in 2020.
下一个标题是到2020年，很少有大州拥有党团议会。
Headline could've been Church Attendance Way Up After Priest Invests in T-Shirt Cannon.
标题可以改成，就在牧师投资“T恤炮”以后来做礼拜的人数上升。
Who wants it, who wants it? Up next, this headline says, Democrats Turn Against Barr. But the headline could've been Dad Ready to Order.
谁想要，谁想要？下一个标题是，民主党对抗巴尔，标题可以改成，老爸准备好点菜了。
I will have the onion ring. He will have a junior burger.
我想要一个洋葱圈，他将点一个小汉堡。
Finally, this headline was Trump Courts Conservatives.
最后一个标题是小特讨好保守派。
Headline could've been Hammered Chaperone About to be Kicked Out of High School Dance.
标题可以改成，烂醉的监护人即将被赶出高中舞会。
That's all the time we have for News and Improved.
这就是今天的“新闻整改”。
