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Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys, here we go.
下面和大家分享我最喜欢的妈妈话语，来看看。
This first one is from Emmy Sacora, she says My mom once called me at college
第一个来自艾米·萨卡拉，她说有一次她在学校时她妈妈给她打电话，
and asked if I could help her figure out how to save her document in Microwave Office.
问她如何保存微软办公软件中的文件。
This one is ImagineHeran13, she says, My mom and I were going to a buffet and she put some Tupperware in her purse, I asked why.
这个来自ImagineHeran13，她说我妈妈和我之前去过自助餐店，她将一个特百惠放在钱包里，我问她为什么。
She said It's all you can eat, not all you can eat there. Yeah. Yes. You learn a lot from mom, come on.
她说这就是你能吃的，而不是你在那能吃的，没错，你从你妈妈那里学到了很多，对的。
Yeah, that's thinking. This one's from @StealYoSpaghettiOs. StealYoSpaghettiOs? StealYoSpaghettiOs.
没错，想想吧，这个来自@StealYoSpaghettiOs，StealYoSpaghettiOs？没错就是这个。
He says, My mom used to think that with movies, G stood for good, PG stood for Pretty Good, and R stood for Rotten.
他说我妈妈是这么想电影的，G代表永远，PG代表非常棒，R代表烂掉的。
This one's from, @NardJerry. Oh, I love NardJerry. He says, I asked my mom if she was planning to come to my graduation and she said
这个来自@NardJerry，我喜欢NardJerry，他说我问我的妈妈，她是否要参加我的毕业典礼，她说，
You're my fourth child, so no. Man, you get tired. You can't keep it up. I remember that.
你是我第四个孩子，所以不去，老天，你厌倦了，跟不上了，我记住了。
I remember I saw this lady on the street and she had a stroller and she had a little baby there and the baby, like,
我记得有一次我在大街上看到一位女士，她有一个婴儿推车，小孩在里面，
spit out the pacifier or whatever. And so, I picked it up and I gave it to her, and I go, She just spit this out.
小孩吐出了奶嘴还是啥的。然后，我捡起来了，我还给了她，然后走了，她又吐出来了。
You might want to wash it or something. She goes, Are you kidding me?
你或许要洗一洗，她说你在开玩笑吗？
This is my third kid. And just shoved it, shoved it right back in the baby's mouth.
这是我第一个孩子，塞回去，直接塞到了婴儿的嘴里。
They need the germs. Need to work on their microbiom yeah. This one's from @MeButterDerp. Derp?
他们需要病菌，需要在小菌落上下一番功夫，这个来自@MeButterDerp，德普？
She says, My mom once called me into the living room and said, 'How do you turn this thing on?
她说我的妈妈一次叫我到卧室，然后说你是怎么打开这个东西的？
while pointing a Nintendo Wii remote at the ceiling fan.
一边说一边指着风扇上的任天堂游戏机遥控。
This one's from @AlbertBeerStatMountain. He says, whenever I struck out in a little league game my mom would yell at the umpire,
这个来自@AlbertBeerStatMountain，他说无论我什么时候在小联盟比赛上三振出局，我妈妈都会冲裁判嚷嚷，
Give him one more strike, it's his birthday! Yeah. That's thinking. This one's from @CupcakesForDonuts.
再给他一次击打的机会，今天是他的生日，没错，令人深思，这个来自@CupcakesForDonuts。
She says, My mom made lasagna by putting a bunch of Hot Pockets in a pan and covering them with pizza sauce.
她说我妈做了一个千层面，盘子里放上雀巢的Hot Pockets，并覆盖上披萨酱。
She called it the Annette Supreme. That's genius. Yeah I like that. Like a calzone surprise.
她称之为“安妮特至尊”，太天才了这名，我喜欢这个名字，很像帕莱索惊喜。
This one's from @SporkFarm. Ugh. He says, I had just left my mom's house, when she called me and said, 'Can you come back,
这个来自@SporkFarm，恩恩，他说我离开了我老妈家，当时她给我打电话，说你能回来吗，
I just realized I didn't hug you goodbye. Aw. That's a sweet one. Aw, that's a sweet one. I love that one.
我发现我没有和她拥抱告别，哦哦，很温馨，很温馨啊，我喜欢这个。
I love SporkFarm. Yeah SporkFarm. This last one's from MattColby, oh, no it's not the last one. Oh, what?
我喜欢“猪肉农场”，“猪肉农场”，最后一个来自马特科比，哦哦，这不是最后一个，啥？
This one's from Colby Barand, he says, Growing up instead of saying don't make that face or it'll stick that way,
这个来自柯波·巴兰德，他说我不是在这样的环境长大的，别给我使脸色，否则我让你永远都这样的脸色，
my mom used to say, Don't make that face you'll end up looking like your Uncle Roger.
我妈妈经常这么所，别给我脸色，要不然你将变成罗杰叔叔。
Wow. Wow! Horrible, Roger. Roger, man! I know. Oh, this one's funny.
哦哦，太可怕了，罗杰，罗杰老天，我知道，很有趣的。
Last one is from CJDawn236, she says, I can't find my hookers, my mom while searching for Christmas ornament hooks.
最后一个来自CJDawn236，我妈妈在找圣诞节装饰挂钩时说找不到“妓女”了。
Can't find my hookers. There you have it. Those are Tonight Show Hashtags.
找不到我的“妓女”了，就这么多，这就是今夜秀标签节目。
To check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
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