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Guys, today is Friday, and that's usually when I catch up with some personal stuff. You know, I check my inbox.
朋友们，今天是周五，通常在这天我会处理一些私人事务，我会检查一下邮箱。
I return some e-mails. And, of course, I send out thank you notes. Oh. And I was...
回复几封邮件，当然，我会寄出我的感谢信，然后...
Would you guys mind if I write out some thank you notes right now? Is that okay? It's the best, the best! The best!
如果大家不介意，我将读一些感谢信可以吗？你们最棒了，最棒了，最棒。
James, can I get some thank you note writing music, please?
詹姆斯，来点感谢信背景音乐吧？
He's geared up. He's like that Russian newscaster. You think he's a robot? Yeah! James...
他准备好了，他很像俄罗斯新闻播音员，你说他是机器人？没错，詹姆斯。
He might be. Thank you, Mueller report redactions, for making our justice system look like a Mad Libs page.
或许是，谢谢米勒的修订版报告，这让我们的司法系统很像“Mad Libs”页。
Thank you, Attorney General Barr, for delivering the Mueller report on CDs.
谢谢司法部长巴尔，你将米勒的报告通过CD的方式呈现，
It's great to know the government is using the most advanced technology 1995 has to offer.
你让我知道政府在使用1995年最先进的技术。
Put it on my Walkman. What's that, man? You got your CD? You got your CD of the Mueller report?
放在我的随身听上，你说啥先生？你拿到CD了吗？你拿到米勒报告的CD了吗？
Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. It's great. It's read to me by James Earl Jones himself.
没错，我正在听，很棒，而且是詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯亲自读的。
Thank you, Masters, for being the one day a year when wearing a green blazer means I won! instead of,
谢谢美国名人赛，在每年的这天穿上绿色夹克意味着我赢了，而不是
Things are not going well for me. It's the only blazer I got, dude. That's all I got. Yeah.
事情对我来说一团糟，我只得到了这件夹克，朋友，我仅有的东西，好吧。
Thank you, people who wear flip-flops on the subway, for somehow still not being as gross as people who wear five-toed shoes anywhere.
谢谢那些在地铁上穿人字拖的人，你们比那些在哪里都穿五指鞋的人要让人舒服多。
Oy! Thank you, Bran Stark, for always looking like you're ten minutes into listening to a co-worker
哦哦，谢谢布兰·史塔克，你总是看起来像你全神贯注地听了同事讲了十分钟的话，
tell you about how their keto diet is going. You know, it's the same... I basically eat the same stuff.
同事讲的是他们的生酮饮食怎么样，你知道是一样的，我差不多吃相同的东西。
And you know, what I basically do is just basically have everything the same. Nothing's really changed. Uh-huh.
你知道，我基本上做的是所有东西都一样，没什么改变，恩恩。
Well, I can't have that or that or that. Yeah.
我不能没有那个，这个或那个，没错。
Thank you, first really warm day of spring, for being that time of year when I get to play a fun game called,
谢谢，春天的第一天来临了，每年的这个时候我都要玩一个有趣的游戏，名叫
Did I get too fat for my shorts? Thank you, the phrase friend of a friend,
短裤对我来说是不是太瘦了？谢谢，“朋友的朋友”这个短语，
for being a nicer way of saying, not my friend. There you guys have it. Those are my Thank You Notes.
通过这种方法说不是我的朋友很棒，这就是今天的感谢信环节。
