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Since tonight is a night on which will be focused on a Twitter Battle, I thought it would be appropriate to introduce another Edition of
既然今晚的重点是推特战，所以我认为这是个合适的时机来向大家介绍
our Popular Segment "Mean Tweets". This is where we ask celebrities to read some of the terrible things people write about them on Twitter.
我们另一个非常受欢迎的节目片段“恶毒推文”。该片段就是我们邀请名人们来朗读人们在推特上对他们的恶毒吐槽。
We do this as a public service, and tonight in honor of Kanye West's appearance, we bring you the special Musician Edition of Mean Tweets.
我们把它当做公益事业来做，而今晚，为了向嘉宾坎耶·维斯特做客我们节目表示敬意，我们为你们呈上“恶毒推文”的音乐人特辑。
I hate when people ask me why I hate @selenagomez... Like I just do.
很烦别人问我为什么讨厌赛琳娜·戈麦斯……反正我就是讨厌她。
@johnlegend seems like he cries after sex
约翰·传奇看上去像是滚完床单后会哭的人
@JaredLeto can suck my d**k
杰瑞德·莱托只配给爷跪舔
THAT DEMI LOVOTO SONG. MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE
那个黛米·洛瓦托的烂歌。快别放了。拜托了
I'd rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear @Dariusrucker sing a power ballad.
我宁可听摩根·弗里曼跟我聊撸管，也不愿听达柳斯·拉克唱强力情歌。
@zacbrownband — your music used to be good and I could jam to it but now it sucks major d**k fix it holy s**t.
Zac Brown乐队——你们以前的音乐很棒，我很喜欢听，但现在的音乐太烂了，尼玛快补救补救吧。
@ladyantebellum singing the national anthem actually kind of makes me hate America. Ouch!
听Lady Antebellum唱国歌，实际上让我有点讨厌美国起来。哎唷！
pharrell looks like a sewer rat
法瑞尔长得像下水道里的老鼠
John Mayer looks like a booze soaked turd wrapped in a Dumb and Dumber tux
约翰·梅尔看起来像是酒里泡过的翔裹着一件《阿呆和阿瓜》电影里的礼服
so @AdamLevine is old.
看来亚当·莱文老了
Thinking of unfriending everyone on Facebook who's status update is "@KidRock concert was awesome!" Have a little respect for yourself.
想在脸书上取消关注所有更新状态为“摇滚小子的演唱会太棒了！”的人，请你们也自重一点啊。
@mayerhawthorne looks n sounds like a t**t
梅耶尔·霍索恩无论是看起来还是听起来都像个B货
Kesha's a crack whore
钱婆是个嗑药的婊砸
F**K YOU @backstreetboys! SUCK MY D**K! This is bullshit
草泥马的后街男孩！给爷跪舔！特么太过分了
@BigSean more like big f**king douche.
Big Sean更像是欠草的大混蛋。
I don't know your music cuz I don't drive a pickup and I don't sleep with my sister. Fair enough
我不懂你的音乐，因为我不开皮卡车，更不会和妹妹乱伦。理由挺充分
Katy Perry is the perfect example of fit but f**king annoying as f**k.
凯蒂·佩里是好身材的完美典范，但人却贼TM讨嫌。
Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple. I don't know what a crabapple is. F**k all ya!
李尔·韦恩长得像沙果。我不知沙果为何物。但去你奶奶的！
My big question about the @falloutboyreunioncrap — is Pete Wentz still a t**t. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我对于Fall Out Boy复合这件事很大的疑问是——皮特·文兹仍然是个B货吗？是，是，没错。
@2chainz looks like Whoopi Goldberg... Get the f**k out of here.
二链子长得像乌比·戈德堡（美黑人女演员，确实挺像）……你TMD给我滚。
Apologies to 2 and Whoopi
向乌比和二链子表示歉意
