We have a lot of things to talk about. A lot of....I want updates on things. And I really have a lot of questions.
我们要谈论许多事情,许多,我需要最新消息,我有很多问题。
First off, yes, you're launching a giant stand-up tour, yeah, in the U.K. Yes, Which we do air in the U.K. Oh, great. Yeah.
首先呢,你在英国举行了大型脱口秀巡演,我们也直播英国的节目,非常棒。
It's like...It's on at like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning. Wow...
差不多时早上的四五点钟,哦哦。
To the five people watching at 4:00 in the morning, please buy tickets to my show. Yeah, there you go.
对那些早上四点看节目的五个人说,请购买我的门票,好吧。
Jack Whitehall, called Stood Up. The U.K. tour. I'm hoping to bring it here, as well, next year.
杰克·怀特霍尔,名字叫做“脱口秀”,英国巡演,希望明年来这里演出。
Could you really? Yeah. I really want to bring it here. So, that's the plan is to do it in the U.K. and then come and do
真的吗?没错,我会来这里演出,这是在英国的计划,然后在这里演出,
some stand-up out here. Cause I'd love to do it out here. You have to.
来这里进行脱口秀,因为我喜欢在这里演出,你一定得这么做。
Honestly...I... You know I'm a fan of yours. But Travels with My Father, man, oh, man, it's fantastic.
坦白讲,我是你的忠实粉丝,但《携父同游》电视剧,太棒了。
It is hilarious, and you're back for Season 3, right? Yeah. On Netflix. Yeah, we've been traveling through America,
很搞笑,你第三季回归了对吗?没错,现在在Netflix上播出,我们一直在美国各地旅行,
and previously...Basically, it's a show that I do with my dad. He's like 78 years old,
基本上,这就是我和父亲进行的表演,他差不多78岁了。
ultra conservative, a bit of an old windbag. Like a traditional English gentleman. And then I take him around the world.
非常保守,夸夸其谈,非常传统的英国绅士,我带他去世界旅行。
So I took my dad to Las Vegas. And amazingly, I managed to convince him to go to see Magic Mike.
我带父亲去了拉斯维加斯,有意思的是,我竟然说服他看了《魔力麦克》。
I managed to trick my 78-year-old father into seeing Magic Mike
我骗78岁的父亲看了《魔力麦克》。
under the impression that Magic Mike was a magic show.
让他觉得《魔力麦克》是个魔术表演。
So he genuinely thought he was going to see, like, a kind of David Copperfield.
他觉得他应该去看看,比如说大卫·科波菲尔。
We were in this room. It was, like, all bachelorette parties
我们在房间里,当时很像一个未婚女子派对,
and then my dad in a three-piece suit in the front row. His face was a picture.
我的父亲穿着三件套坐在第一排,他的脸就像图片一样。
It was amazing. He was like, Where are the tricks? I was like, Keep watching.
很奇特,他说魔术在哪里?我说继续看。
That guy is about... He's about to make his shirt disappear. Just keep watching.
这个男子即将,他即将让T恤消失,继续看。
That oiled-up man right over there. Oh, it was amazing. It was amazing.
那个微醉的男子,太有趣了,太有趣了。
You guys have to check out the first two seasons. You're just gonna love it.
大家一定要看看前两季,你们会喜欢的。
And....you fall in love with your dad. He's a great dude.
你爱上了你的父亲,他是个好人。