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Tom Hiddleston is so f**king ugly, why is no one acknowledging this
汤姆·希德勒斯顿是个丑八怪，为啥没人这么认为？！
I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are......
我真想不通安东尼·麦凯是怎么混到今天这个地位的，他活像满嘴龅牙的臭虫，还这么红……
Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a f**king celery. I hate white people. All of us?
斯嘉丽·约翰逊有TM芹菜的情感深度。我讨厌白人。没一个喜欢的？
Why do so many people have a crush on Sebastian Stan? He looks like a potato
为什么有介么多人迷恋塞巴斯蒂安·斯坦？他长得像土豆啊！
Wintson Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs. Damn!
温斯顿·杜克的上身那么粗壮，而腿却瘦得跟瘾君子似的。我靠！
Elizabeth Olsen has weird f**king thumbs. It's true, I do. I have weird thumbs
伊丽莎白·奥尔森的拇指很TM奇怪。没错，我确实有奇怪的拇指。
Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle, that rhymes, a muskrat and a roach. That's just f**ked up.
唐·西德尔活像甲壳虫（还押韵）、麝鼠和小强这三者的结合体。这纯属喷粪。
From @Wehatedbatista Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista. He's ugly ...an complete joke non talented and he sucks. Wow
这是“我讨厌巴蒂斯塔”写的：要是你讨厌戴夫·巴蒂斯塔就关注这个页面。他是个丑八怪……完全是个荒唐可笑的人、不但无甚才华，他还糟糕透顶！哇喔
Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp.
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇总像是他吃了劣质虾而过敏一样。
I bet Tom Holland is one of those whities who claps when the plane lands
我敢说汤姆·赫兰德是那种在飞机成功着陆时会鼓掌的傻白甜
Also while I'm comparing old men to reptiles, ever notice that Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle?
既然要把老男人比作爬行动物，有人发现塞缪尔·杰克逊活像鳄龟吗？
If a girl wants to f**k Paul Rudd, chances are she'll f**k you too #paulruddisunf**kable
如果哪个女孩子想草保罗·路德，那她也就会草你。#保罗·路德根本没法草
Karen Gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who the f**k you think you are?
凯伦·吉兰，让我再问你一遍，你TM以为自己是谁啊？
I don't know, maybe I'm gonna just have to google myself?
我不知道，或许我该去谷歌一下我自己咯？
And this one is very simple and to the point. Paul Bettany — what a c**t.
这条推非常简单直接。保罗·贝坦尼——真是个贱B。
Okay, how did the coolest blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick?...
为什么整个星系最酷的黑爷们儿会叫“查德威克”这种超没劲的白人傻名？……
If I said it once, I said it 600 times. Chris Pratt is still a p***y.
要是我说过一次了，我还会再说它个600次。克里斯·帕拉特依然是个死娘炮。
Perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor but he plays Captain America like he's a big dumb hunk of s**t
克里斯·埃文斯或许真是个好演员，可是《美国队长》硬生生地被他演成了一大坨翔了
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