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She wants a story.
她想听一个故事。
Oh, she does?
哦，是吗？
Good luck, dad.
祝你好运，爸爸。
You're welcome.
乐意效劳。
You can't sleep, honey?
亲爱的，你睡不着吗？
No. Need a story.
睡不着。需要一个故事。
Well, once upon a time there was a girl who had a chemistry box.
嗯，很久以前，有一个小女孩，她有一个化学箱子。
And one day she happened to create a tiny black hole.
有一天，他无意间创造了一个小型黑洞。
A hole that plunged her into this parallel universe.
那是一个把她吸进平行宇宙的黑洞。
In this universe, everyone lived in horror of evil Father Christmas.
在这个宇宙中，每个人都生活在对邪恶的圣诞老人的恐惧之中。
Dad, Father Christmas isn't evil.
爸爸，圣诞老人并不邪恶。
Right. I meant the evil brother of Father Christmas.
没错。我的意思是说圣诞老人邪恶的兄弟。
He would go around everywhere and steal people's Christmas presents.
他四处游荡，并且会偷人们的圣诞礼物。
So what our hero girl did, she decided to find this nasty guy straighaway and teach him how to be kind.
所以我们的英雄小女孩决定去找这个讨厌的家伙，然后教他如何从善。
But she couldn't get any help because everybody was so scared of him.
但是由于所有人都很害怕邪恶的圣诞老人的兄弟，所以她孤立无援。
So she thought, "I'm gonna find the wisest... thingy and ask her for advice."
所以她就想：“我要去找最聪明的人，然后向她请教。”
She found the wisest thingy, but despite her great wisdom, she couldn't figure out where evil brother of Father Christmas was.
然后她找到了最聪明的人，但是尽管她非常聪明，她也想不出邪恶的圣诞老人的兄弟在哪里。
Sorry, love.
对不起，亲爱的。
So, instead, the girl went to see the fastest fairy in the world.
于是她决定去拜访世界上速度最快的精灵。
He was a very formidable fairy in remarkable shape for his age.
他是一个非常厉害的精灵，以他的年龄来说，他的身材十分出众。
But he couldn't help either.
但是他也无能为力。
Then, magically, she found the address anyway. How?
然后，不可思议地，她还是找到了地址。怎么找到的？
The internet. It's truly amazing what the internet can do.
用互联网。互联网能做到的事情真的很神奇。
Would you also like his browser history?
你还想看他的浏览记录吗？
Maybe next time.
也许下一次吧。
But how did she get there?
那她是如何到达那里的？
She took the bus. The parallel universe had excellent public transportation.
她搭乘巴士汽车去的。平行宇宙有很了不起的公共交通。
Took it all the way to the lair of the evil brother of Father Christmas.
一路搭乘巴士汽车，来到了邪恶的圣诞老人的兄弟到的老巢。
Oh, it was scary. It was damp. It smelled funny.
哦，那里很恐怖。很潮湿。味道很难闻。
But she summoned all her courage and she walked right in there, and she gave him a serious scolding.
但是她还是鼓足了勇气，径直走了进去，狠狠地责骂了他一顿。
And she made him swear that he would never steal or destroy anyone's Christmas gifts ever again.
随后，小女孩让他发誓永远不会再去偷或者毁坏别人的圣诞礼物。
And then she went home and sent all her Christmas gifts back to the kids in the parallel universe.
然后，她回了家，把所有的圣诞礼物寄回给了平行宇宙的孩子们。
They were so happy.
孩子们都很高兴。
And all of this because of this brilliant young lady, who, you know, was just doing her thing, caring about others.
这一切都是因为这个睿智的小女孩，你知道的，她只是在做她应做的事情，那就是关心他人。
