Tonight Show Polls. This first poll asks, Which national disaster should the President focus on?
今夜秀民调时间,第一个民调问题是,总统应该最先考虑哪个灾害?
50% said hurricanes, 30% said forest fires, 20% said Kanye. Wow.
50%的人说飓风,30%的人说森林大火,20%的人说坎耶,哦哦。
This poll here asked, How are you getting ready for the cold weather?
下面的民调问,你怎么准备过冬?
30% said Clearing the leaves out from the gutter, 30% said Buy new snow chains for my tires,
30%的人说将沟槽里面的树叶清理干净,30%的人说为轮胎买新的雪地链,
40% said Gaining 35 pounds and napping for four months like a bear.
40%的人说增重35磅,像一只熊一样冬眠4个月。
This next poll asks, How do you remember your passwords?
下面的问题是,你是如何记得密码的?
58% said By writing them in a notebook, 41% said By saving them in my browser,
58%的人说写在笔记本上,41%的人说记录在浏览器里,
and Post Malone said By tattooing them on my face.
而波兹·马龙说纹到我的脸上。
This poll asks What's your favorite creepy TV show?
下面的问题是你最喜欢的诡异电视节目是?
10% said, American Horror Story, 12% said, The Haunting of Hill House,
10%的人说《美国恐怖故事》,12%的人说《鬼入屋》,
78% said Dancing with the Stars: Juniors.
78%的人说《与星星们共舞:子弟》。
Next, they asked, What is your favorite fall activity?
下一个问到,你最喜欢的秋季活动是啥?
20% said apple picking, 20% said Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说摘苹果,20%的人说一边摘苹果一边上照片墙,
20% said Watching people Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说一边看人们上照片墙一边摘苹果,
20% said, Watching Instagrams with people Instagramming while apple picking,
20%的人说一边摘苹果一边与一起看照片墙的人在一起,
20% said, Watching people apple picking while watching Instagrams with people apple picking.
20%的人说一边看别人摘苹果,一边看人们摘苹果的照片墙。
Next, they asked, What's the first thing you'll do if you win the $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot?
下一个说,如果你中了16亿美金彩票你会干什么?
70% said, Quit my job, 20% said, Take a long vacation,
70%的人说辞职,20%的人说来一次长旅行,
10% said, Light my desk on fire, flip everyone in the office off, and yell, See ya later, suckers!
10%的人说烧掉我的桌子,向办公室所有人竖中指,然后说回见,傻瓜们。
This last poll asks, If you can go anywhere on vacation, where would it be?
最后一个问题问,如果你可以去任何地方旅行,你会去哪?
20% said Paris, 20% said Rome, Democrats said, The past.
20%的人说巴黎,20%的人说罗马,民主党说过去。
There you go. That's all we have for Tonight Show Polls!
这就是今晚的今夜秀民调环节。