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Running a bit behind today. I thought if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.
今天有点晚了，大家不介意的话，那么接下来就是感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? Hey, James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
可以吗大家？詹姆斯，来点背景音乐吧？
It's so peaceful. Pensive.
太安静了，沉思。
Thank you, people running the New York City Marathon this weekend.
谢谢，本周末跑纽约马拉松的人们。
Now we can stop hearing about how you're going run a marathon and start hearing about how you ran a marathon. It's like...
我们可以不用听你讲跑马拉松，可以听一下你是如何跑下马拉松的。
I heard it went great. I hit a certain point where I didn't think I could do it.
我听说很棒，我真没想到我能跑下来。
What was that? No, that's great. That's great. Yeah, I just didn't... There was no way, man.
你说啥？很棒，很棒，我只是没想到，不可能的。
I was like, There's no way I can do it. Right. But I did it. Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah. That's great.
我不可能完成的，但是我实现了，当然，很棒。
Thank you, Bitcoin, for turning 10 years old this week,
谢谢比特币，本周你就十周岁了，
which is the exact amount of time it takes for someone to explain to me what the hell Bitcoin is.
我也是用了十年时间，才让别人给我讲明白到底啥是比特币。
It's an interlocking... You got three or four blockchains, it's impossible to break.
它是连锁的，你有三个或四个区块链，不可能断开的。
Thank you, Trick or treat, smell my feet, for escalating way too quickly. Wait. Wait. Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
谢谢你，不给糖果就捣蛋，闻臭脚，这个速度太快了，等一下，等一下，哦哦哦。
You don't like that one? Wow, they didn't like that one.
你不喜欢这个？哦，他们不喜欢这个。
I think that's a funny one. Trick or treat, smell my feet.
我认为这个有意思，不给糖果就捣蛋，闻臭脚。
Yeah, Trick or treat, smell my feet, it's like What? Yeah, you took it to a different level. Hmm.
不给糖果就捣蛋，闻臭脚，啥？你的层次不一样，恩恩。
I guess this joke will never see the light of day.
我想这个笑话永远不会问世了。
I'm having a great time. Thanks for...Come on! Don't be like that.
我们过得很开心，感谢，不要这样嘛。
You can do it. Thanks for inviting me. Oh, come on.
你可以做到，感谢邀请我，不要这样。
Did you write that joke? Did you write that thank you note?
这个笑话是你写的吗？感谢信是你写的吗？
That was yours, wasn't it? What's that? People liked it. They really liked it.
这是你的，不是吗？啥？人们很喜欢，他们很喜欢。
I mean, we shouldn't put it on air, but they loved it.
我们应该不会播，但他们喜欢。
They did? Thank you, guys! Yeah!
真的吗？谢谢朋友们。
Mark! It's too late, Mark. Oh, he dropped. Oh, he dropped it. Oh. Oh.
马卡！晚了马克，他弄掉了，他弄掉了。
Now we're back to where we started.
我们又从头开始了。
That was the night when the saxophone dropped. Hot sax. They found it? What, they found it?
那晚他掉了萨克斯，热萨克斯，他们找到了？真的吗？找到了？
They found it! He's got it! He's got it! He's going to give it to him right there!
找到了？他得到了，得到了，他要直接给他。
He's got it! Hey, he's got it!
他得到了，他得到了。
Thank you, daylight savings time, for giving us an extra hour of sleep.
谢谢夏令时，又给了我们一小时睡觉时间。
I think I speak for everyone when I say that extra 60 minutes is totally worth waking up
我代表所有人说，那额外的一个小时绝对值得在
in complete darkness for the next four months.
未来四个月，在一片漆黑中醒来。
Thank you, Apple, for releasing 70 new emojis this week.
谢谢苹果本周又发布了70个新表情。
Finally, a simple way to let people know I just saw a swan with a lacrosse stick
最后，识别天鹅和长曲棍球杆的简单方法是，
lotioning up a raccoon on a skate board.
在滑板上给浣熊抹洗液。
Finally! Thank you, beef jerky, for being the only time we're like,
最后，谢谢你风干牛肉，你让我们唯一一次感觉到，
a bag of loose dehydrated meat from the gas station? Sign me up! Loose dehydrated meat.
加油站的风干松散牛肉？松散的风干牛肉。
Thank you, curly fries for not being called perm-tatoes.
谢谢，旋风薯条幸亏不叫烫发豆豆。
There you go, everybody! Those are my thank you notes!
感谢大家，这就是今天的感谢信环节。
