地点：片场
人物：乔伊、导演
事件：乔伊进摄影棚拍“臀戏”。

剧情片段
Director: Damn it, hire the girl! Okay, everybody ready?
导演：该死，请个女人算了！好了，大家准备好没？
Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.
乔伊：啊，你听我说，我只是想感谢你给我这个机会。
Director: Loose the robe.1
导演：解开浴袍。
Joey: Me?
乔伊：我？
Director: That would work.
导演：这样才能演。
Joey: Right. Okay. Loosing the robe. And the robe is lost.
乔伊：好，好吧，我正解开浴袍呢。浴袍已解开。
Director: Okay, everybody, we’d like to get this in one take, please. Let’s roll it… water’s working… and... action.
导演：好了，各位，我希望一次解决。来吧，放水，开始！
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy,2 what the hell are you doing?
导演：停！嘿，屁股男，你在干什么呢你？
Joey: Well, I’m- I’m showering.
乔伊：啊，我在，我在洗澡啊。
Director: No, that was clenching.
导演：不，你在挤屁股。
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy’s upset here, y’know? I mean, his wife’s dead, his brother’s missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
钱德勒：哦，啊，我认为他很沮丧，你懂吗？我的意思是，他的太太死了，弟弟失踪了……我想他的屁股一定很愤怒。
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action... and cut. What was that?
导演：我想他的屁股会想在午餐前杀青。再来一次，开机，放水，开始！停！你又在干什么？
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask... 4
钱德勒：我要表现出沉默的绝望，但如果你想问……