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And now, a special Halloween message from the president.
来自总统的万圣节特别贺词。
Ivanka suck your blood. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah!
伊万卡要吸你的血，啊啊啊，啊啊啊！
Good e-e-e-vening, America. It is I, Count Trumpula,
晚上好美国同胞，我是德普拉伯爵，
Wishing you all a very happy Halloween.
希望大家过一个愉快的万圣节。
That's right, I said it. Happy Halloween.
没错，我说了万圣节快乐。
It's so great to say happy Halloween again.
非常高兴能再说一遍万圣节快乐。
The war on ween is over.
天马行空的设想终于结束了。
I'm here tonight to reach out to the nation's youngest voters, the trick-or-treaters.
今晚，我将与最年轻的投票人对话，那就是小恶作剧者们。
But, first, I'd like to talk about my costume. I'm very proud about it. Isn't it fantastic?
首先，我要先讲一下我的服装，我感到非常骄傲，是不是很好看？
My vampire costume has been a uge success. All day long, people have been yelling at me, "You suck!"
我的吸血鬼服装绝了，一整天人们都在向我叫嚷到，太恶心了。
Thank you. Let's face it, folks: Dracula's a terrific person.
谢谢，来看看这个朋友们，德拉库拉这个人物太棒了。
He's a great guy. I love his style. He wears a cape, which is basically a giant tie for your back.
他棒极了，我喜欢他的风格，他披着斗篷，整个就是后背大领带一样。
Plus, Transylvania is one of our greatest allies.
而且，特兰西瓦尼亚是我们最忠实的盟友。
And I was able to save the taxpayers money by reusing the cape from my costume last year,
我还省了纳税人的钱，我穿的可是去年的斗篷，
when I was The Count from "Sesame Street."
我当时为“芝麻街”出演了伯爵。
There were 1 million, 2 million, 3 million people at my inauguration. Ah, ah, ahhh. Ah, ah, ah.
在我的就职典礼上，有100万，200万以及300万人，啊啊啊，啊啊啊。
Let me tell ya, Halloween is my favorite holiday.
听我说，万圣节是我最喜欢的节日。
It's the one day a year when no one makes fun of you for being covered in toilet paper.
每年也只有在这一天，脚底板黏手纸没人会嘲笑你。
Plus, it's a day when everyone in the country goes on the same exact diet as me.
而且，所有人会在这一天和我吃同样的食物。
I love Halloween candy, especially Raisinets, which, as we all know, are female raisins.
我喜欢万圣节糖果，特别是Raisinets糖果，我们都知道它是雌性葡萄干。
I also love candy corn. It's got all the food groups: candy and corn.
我还喜欢玉米糖，它富含所有食物群，糖果和玉米。
Plus, I eat a bag of Smarties every day, to make myself that much smartier than everyone else.
此外，我每天会吃一袋聪明豆，让我自己看起来比别人聪明。
Who could that be? Trick or treat! Oh! A ghost.
会是谁？不给糖果就捣蛋！哦，是鬼！
Nice try, Jeff Sessions. I know it's you. Take a Big Mac and happy Halloween.
扮相不错，我知道是你杰夫·塞申斯，给你一个巨无霸，万圣节快乐。
All right. I have to go. I have 47 rallies to go to before the midterms
好了，我要走了，在中期选举之前我还有47场拉票会。
and I gotta get there fast. Happy Halloween! Trick or trea-ea-ea-t!
我要快点了，万圣节快乐，不给糖果就捣蛋！
