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Now I thought I would share some of me favorite Wedding Fail stories from you guys.
今天来跟大家分享一些婚礼糗事。
Here we go. This first is from @MikeOlbinski. He said my wife's dad officiated our ceremony.
先来看看第一个，来自@麦克奥宾斯基，他说我的岳父主持了我们的婚礼。
He pronounced us Jina and Chad. My name is Mike. Oops!
他宣布我们为吉娜和佳德，我的名字叫麦克啊。
I always liked, I always liked Chad. Chad was a good dude, man. Chad was the...He was the best.
我一直很喜欢，我一直很喜欢佳德，佳德是个好人，佳德是最棒的。
This one's from @AuroraWailer. She says that during my cousin's vows, a mosquito landed on his head.
这个来自@奥罗拉威乐，她说当时我的堂亲正在宣誓，一只苍蝇落在了他的脑袋上。
But the guests couldn't see it, so we sat there confused as the bride smacked the groom in the face.
在场嘉宾看不到，新娘突然打了新郎一巴掌，我们坐在那一头雾水。
This one's from @Laura_Hartleytx. She says both of our moms missed the reception because they were trapped in the elevator.
这个来自劳拉_哈特利tx，她说我的两个妈妈错过了欢迎仪式，因为她们困在电梯里了。
They forgot to press the button for level one.
原因是她们忘了按按钮。
Not really trapped. Trapped is a harsh, Yeah, no one pressed the button. Yeah.
这不是被困，被困很糟糕，没人按按钮。
We were trapped in there for days. Ooh, small talk, yeah.
我们被困好几天了，闲聊天。
This one is @smith_127. She says guests were very confused when Let's Get it On by Marvin Gaye was palyed
这个来自@史密斯_127，她说在场嘉宾非常困惑，马文·盖伊的《开始吧》音乐响起，
by accident during the Father/Daughter dance.
当时是在爸爸女儿舞会上偶然响起的。
This one's from @twilesque910. She says I'd always wanted to release butterflies at my wedding.
这个来自@twilesque910，她说我想在婚礼上放飞蝴蝶。
It was such a hot day that the butterflies dropped dead on the guests and all over the yard.
当时天气很热，蝴蝶掉在了嘉宾身上死掉了，满院子都是。
My dog ran around and ate them. Aah!
我的狗追着蝴蝶吃它们，啊啊。
That's like a nightmare. This last one here is from @The_Movie_Chair. He says my cousins drove four hours to Sparta, Wisconsin
像是噩梦，最后一个来自@电影椅，他说我的堂兄弟们驱车四小时来到威斯康星州斯巴达，
to attend our wedding. The wedding was in Sparta, Georgia.
来参加婚礼，而婚礼现场在佐治亚州斯巴达。
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