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Some news I read that President Trump actually uses two cellphones, one for making calls and one for Twitter.
来听听新闻，听说小特有两部手机，一个用来打电话，一个用来发推特。
And that night, each phone looks at the other one and thinks, Well, at least I'm not that guy.
那天晚上，两只手机互相对看，思考着这样一个问题，至少我不是那人。
There's a big story, though. Former State House Minority Leader Stacey Abrams became the first black woman nominated to run for govenor
来听听大新闻，前众议院少数党领袖斯泰西·艾布拉姆斯成为第一个候选州长的女性，
in the state of Georgia, which means that she could be the first black woman to be governor in U.S. history.
她所在大州为佐治亚州，这就意味着她或将成为史上第一位黑人州长。
Yeah. Here to talk about that is Tonight Show corespondent, Yamaneika Saunders, everybody.
没错，有请《今夜秀》记者亚美尼卡·桑德斯朋友们。
Yamaneika! Hi, Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am so excited. I mean,
亚美尼卡，老天我太高兴了，
we might have our first black female governor. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
我们或将迎来首位女性州长，没错没错。
I mean, you know, it's definitely time's up for men, but it's about damn time for black women. Oh, that's right.
这是男人的时间，但也是黑人女性的时间，没错。
I hear you. A pretty historic moment. Are you a big supporter of Stacey Abrams?
具有历史意义的时刻，你是斯泰西·艾布拉姆斯的粉丝吗？
Oh, definitely. She is, like, a great example of being unapologetically black, you know what I mean?
没错，她就好像是黑人不服输的典型代表，懂我意思吗？
Like, that's happening a lot right now. You know, Meghan Markle had her wedding, right,
这几天有太多的事情发生了，梅根举行了婚礼，
and it was, like, a black history month presentation, all right?
这个月好似黑人历史秀，没错吧？
Beyonce turned Coachella into The Wiz. And Stacey Abrams quite possibly is gonna be the first governor to have sister locks.
碧昂丝将Coachella音乐节变成了《新绿野仙踪》，斯泰西·艾布拉姆斯或将成为首位拥有姐妹锁的州长。
Now I know there's white people at home going, What the hell is sister locks?
白人一定在想姐妹锁是什么东西？
Look, just Google it, cause black people, we've had to Google things like hacky sack and why the white people wave at boats.
谷歌一下吧，因为作为黑人，我们要去谷歌查查沙包球是什么意思，为什么白人要向轮船挥手。
Hacky sack? It's fun to wave at boats. Is it? Yeah, it's pretty cool, yeah. Listen, I'm proud of her,
沙包球？向船挥手很有趣，不是吗？没错，我为她感到骄傲。
You know what I'm saying? And I'm inspired. Wait, are you saying you're gonna run for governor?
懂我意思吗？我被激励了，你是说你也要竞选州长？
Hell no. I'ma run for president, okay? Yamaneika for president in 2020! I'ma win.
当然不，我要竞选总统，亚美尼卡2020年大选，我一定能赢。
All right, go for it. Yamaneika Saunders, everybody. Running for president?
去吧亚美尼卡，亚美尼卡·桑德斯朋友们，竞选总统？
Uh, guys, this is fun. McDonald's just released a new jingle to promote their breakfast items,
来看看这个，麦当劳推出了全新叮当歌，为早餐产品造势，
and it's actually pretty catchy. Take a listen to this.
还挺上口的，来听听。
Wake up, wake up to McDonald's breakfast, So hot and delicious. You'll love it for sure.
为麦当劳早餐苏醒吧，美味可口，一定爱不绝口。
Yeah. I guess it's stuck in everybody's head. Check out what happened the other day when Trump was in a meeting at the White House.
每个人都不会忘了它，来看看小特在白宫开会时，发生在这个人身上的事情。
In terms of the creation of new jobs, you know, here in America, as well as...
关于就业，在美国恩恩...
Wake up, wake up to McDonald's breakfast, So hot and delicious. You'll love it for sure. I agree 100%. Yeah, exactly.
为麦当劳早餐苏醒吧，美味可口，一定爱不绝口，我完全同意。
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Some more music news. I heard that there was a glitch on Google this week
没错，啥？来看看音乐新闻，听说谷歌本周出了个小差错，
where if you searched the phrase NSYNC members, it named Justin Timberlake, J.C., Lance, Chris, and Shaquille O'Neal.
如果你搜索“超级男孩成员”这个词，出来的是贾斯汀·汀布莱克，J.C.，兰斯，克里斯以及沙奎尔·奥尼尔。
Well, not a lot of people know this, but it turns out that Shaq actually did do some background vocals on an NSYNC song.
许多人不知道的是，奥尼尔其实为超级男孩乐队音乐配过背景音。
Listen closely. See if you can hear him.
仔细听，看你能听到吗？
You may hate me. But it ain't no lie. Baby. Bye, bye, bye, I'm Shaq. Right. Wow! I'm Shaq? I'm Shaq?
你或许会恨我，但却没有谎言，拜拜拜，我是奥尼尔，哦哦，我是奥尼尔？
