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President is still selling merchandise on his campaign website. This is a new item.
我们的总统依然在他的竞选网站上卖东西。这件是新产品。
We monitored from time to time. It's called the presidential medal
我们偶尔会查看这个网站。它叫做“总统奖章”
It's a medallion dipped in bronze just like the real Donald Trump
这是一枚镀铜奖章，就像真的川普一样（调侃其肤色）
And for only $45, you can have a little version of the president to scowl at you while you sleep. Look at that!
只需45美元，你就可以在睡觉的时候有一个小版的总统对你怒目而视了。快瞧瞧那玩意！
There are quite a few items for sale on the site right now. Some new things. There's a coffee mug that says I love waking up and remembering that Donald Trump is president
这会儿那个网站上有相当多的物品出售。有些是新品。有一个咖啡杯上写道：“我喜欢一醒来就想到川普是总统”
Well, who doesn't? You just took the words right out of nobody's mouth
好吧，谁不喜欢啊？你还真是语不惊人死不休啊
And they're also selling... This is good: Latinos por Trump buttons. Marked down from 5 dollars to 4
他们还卖……这个不错：美籍拉美人支持川普纽扣，标价从5美元降到了4美元
I don't know, I don't know how he's gonna build that wall, he can't even get Mexicans to pay for a button
我就不明白了……一个让墨西哥人买个按钮都办不到的人，天晓得他要怎么去修那堵墙（川普在竞选时承诺要在美墨边境修一堵墙，扬言费用由墨西哥出）。
But this one, this is the best product. This is from the Bradford Exchange
而这个，这个是极品。这是Bradford Exchange的商品
Do you remember the Bradford Exchange? The people who sell you those things you, you sell when grandma dies. Well,
你还记得Bradford Exchange吗？那里的人把东西卖给你，也就是你在祖母去世时卖掉的那些东西。
this is their latest item. It's called the president Trump Express.
这是他们的最新产品。叫做川普总统号特快列车。
This is a real item. It's a real working electric train inspired by our nation's 45th president
这是个真货。是一辆能开的电动火车，设计灵感源自我们国家的第45任总统
Limited time offer. Not available at any store, no kidding, it's not available in any store
限时供应。只此一家有卖，开国际玩笑吧，只此一家有卖
The Bradford Exchange used to run a lot of TV commercials
Bradford Exchange过去常常会打很多电视广告
and that isn't really the case anymore, I don't know if it's not in their budget now or what but
而这会儿却没这样做，我不知道他们是不是因为腾不出钱来了，还是干嘛，但是
since they didn't make a commercial, we decided to make one for them and well, here it is
既然他们没做广告，我们决定帮他们做一个。好了，请欣赏
Together we will make America great again
团结一致，我们会让美国再次强大起来
Commemorate President Donald J Trump's commitment to getting America back on track with the president Trump Express from the Bradford Exchange.
用Bradford Exchange的川普总统号特快列车来纪念川普总统要让美国重回正轨的承诺。
Precision scaled and dramatically decorated
比例精确，装扮引人注目
This collectible Train Set includes: the majestic and powerful engine with conductor Putin at the helm
这款珍藏版玩具火车包含：由列车员普京控制的高逼格引擎（有人怀疑川普是普京的傀儡）
the tweeting car where the president does all his best thing
推特车厢，也就是总统先生干好事的地方（川普有推特治国的“美称”，有人怀疑他的推文是在蹲坑时发的）
the Ben Carson quiet car. Shhhh... and the Clinton caboose. Featuring Hillary right where she belongs. SAD
有安静的本·卡森车厢，嘘……（美国住房和城市发展部长，很多人总拿他没睡醒的样子开涮）还有克林顿尾节车厢。那是希拉里该呆的地方的真实写照！可悲啊（川普在竞选时扬言要“lock her up”，把她关起来，她就是指希拉里）
The Trump Express charges across a highly detailed version of Donald Trump's America. Featuring a championship golf course
川普总统号特快列车狂奔在一个详尽版的川普治理下的美国之上。那里有冠军称号的高尔夫球场
the majestic Trump town accented with 14-karat gold leaf
有宏伟壮丽、用14K金箔装饰的川普大厦
a fake news stand and a lifelike Sean Spicer who you can throw under the wheels
一座假新闻报亭和一个你可以扔到车轮底下逼真的肖恩·斯宾塞（前白宫新闻发言人）。
Act now and receive an eight-foot-long unclimbable border wall
现在就行动者，将获得一座八英尺长的难逾越的边境墙
which comes complete with a working catapult to send immigrants back to wherever the hell they came from
该墙配有一个实用的弹射器，可将移民射回他们该回的地方
If you're an old white guy. You're gonna love this train set
如果你是个上了年纪的白种人，你将会爱上这个玩具火车的
With 14 feet of non looping track, the president Trump Express is sure to go off the rails and crash and burn
由于是14英尺长的非环形铁轨，川普总统号特快列车必将脱轨、撞碎并烧毁
Call today to order the president Trump Express. The first 30 callers will receive a Billy Bush bus. You can do anything, grab them by the p***y
今天就打电话订购川普总统号快车吧，前30位订购者将获得比利·布什巴士一辆。你可以为所欲为，抓住她们的下体（请参见“视频门”事件中川普说的话）
Absolutely free. Made in China. I'll buy that.
绝对免费。中国制造。我会买的
