What happens I explained to you
我想和你们说的是
in one early documentary the story's changed with time
圣杯传奇的故事随着时间流逝而改变
You know, they go through century up to century
时间一世纪接一世纪地流逝 它也不停地变化着
And a different view point whether it's Elizabethan time
现在有这么个疑问故事 是否发生在伊丽莎白一世时代呢
Or whatever
还是其他什么时代呢
They look at Perceval's they "hey!"
当人们一看到珀西瓦尔的时候就会笑话他
You know Perceval is married, he has couple of kids,
"嘿 他都结婚了 有几个小孩啦
He's a knight not pure enough
作为骑士他可不够纯洁啦"
You know we are invented new story
"他不够单纯也找不到圣杯了"
He's not pure enough to find the grail
这不过是虚构的故事罢了
So we're gonna forget about him
这个角色就说到这儿吧
So what we're gonna do?
然后我们说谁呢
We're gonna take Lancelot, the first time he has sex
说说兰斯洛特吧他品尝男女情时
You know with Elaine
而伊莱恩呢
Who has never had sex and she's so clean
你知道的她仍是处子之身十分纯洁
Because she had been boiled in water for 5 years
这源于她在水壶边烧了5年开水
It's almost like immaculate conception, or something, you know
她纯洁得就像天女一样
They're gonna have Galahad
俩人一番云雨后有了加拉哈特
So, Galahad now who is a vegetarian, you know
加拉哈特是位素食主义者
They actually thought he was vegan
大家都这么认为
A tee toddler, it sounds this guy's a mess
这个蹒跚学步的小家伙可不简单
And virgin, he's gonna find it
他想去为自己寻找一个少女
because he's just super clean, super pure
只是因为自己相当得纯洁超纯洁
Perceval will find it
珀西瓦尔不停地在寻找
Again one of the other sons of Palanor, right?
帕兰诺的其他儿子
Because he's a gentle humble maiden knight
他自己本身是一位温良谦逊的骑士