地点：亚特兰蒂斯酒店前台
人物：莫妮卡，钱德勒，前台服务员，一对度蜜月夫妇
事件：莫妮卡和钱德勒度蜜月时遇到一对总能得到免费东西的夫妇，两人非常羡慕。

Monica: I can't believe we're here.
莫妮卡：我简直不敢相信我们来到这里了。
Chandler: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
钱德勒：哦，开什么玩笑！
Monica: What?
莫妮卡：怎么了？
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
前台服务员：为了庆祝你们结婚，我们酒店将送给你们一间蜜月套房。
Monica: No! You have been screwing us all day!
莫妮卡：不，你们已经破坏我们一整天了！
Man: Who are you?
度蜜月夫妇男方：你们是谁啊？
Chandler: We're you just ten seconds later!
钱德勒：我们是只迟了10秒的你们！
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean you're not the only ones on your honeymoon!
莫妮卡：是啊！你们已经抢走一等舱的位置和休息室了！我觉得我们俩也应该得到免费的东西！又不是只有你们两个人在度蜜月！
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We don't care about where we stay. We're here to celebrate our love together. We don't have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
度蜜月夫妇女方：如果你们想要的话，我们可以把蜜月套房让给你们。我们不在乎住在哪里，我们到这里是一起来庆祝我们的爱的。我们不需要免费的东西，我们只需要在一起。
Chandler: We need the stuff.
钱德勒：我们需要免费的东西。